“Donwald Twump is big, big poo-poo head. He’s mean, silly, and smells like pee. Don’t vote for him. He’ll puke on ya.” Signed, ‘Lil Mitt Romney
“Donald Trump is a piece of glass in the middle of a cookie that cuts open your mouth when you go to eat it. He has an I.Q. lower than a newt. His mommy gives him whatever he wants, so that’s why he’s such a spoiled, smelly face baby. He hasn’t had a good diaper change in months. Keep far, far away from him He smells.” Signed, ‘Lil John McCain
“Romney and McCain are stupid dumdums. They don’t like me cause I’ve got this beautiful hair on my head and they’re pretty much bald and wrinkly lookin’. They really peed me off by not kissing my little baby ass, so when I’m President, I’m gonna carpet bomb them and everyone they know into radioactive dust piles. Don’t fudge with the “D” man!” Signed, ‘Lil Donald Trump
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
This is not satire, surely it is reality
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Sadly, it is.
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I have to add something here. All these babies were not born Republicans/conservatives. In fact, they were born with a fully functioning liberal logic center in their brains.
Unfortunately, they were all born in the same area and were delivered by a Doctor Oleo Flanges, who, after plucking them from the birth well, promptly dropped them on their heads.
The impact crushed the logic center of their brains to molecule size and as the body tried to heal itself, upon picking up the babies off the floor, nurse Banana Peel would always slip and fall against the doctor, causing him to drop the babies again, stopping the body’s brain repair process.
One would think that the Doc and the nurse would learn eventually, but apparently they were schooled by Doctor G.W. Bush–who later was declared president–and thus they were taught never to accept blame and to keep doing what you’ve done before, hoping for a different outcome.
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Perfectly stated. 🙂
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Wahhhhh. My widdle feelings are hurt. (signed baby tRump)
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I hate that guy. 🙂
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Perfect. From what I’ve seen from last nights debate, this is spot on.
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Oh, it’s insane. I’ve never seen anything like this. The party has imploded, and I love it.
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🙂 Yay!
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Does that rifle mean I was a republican child?
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Yep. Especially if you were shooting at some liberal kid up in a tree.
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I was shooting at Jesus; The gardener 🙂
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Ah, then it’s more likely you were a liberal kid who’d just had enough. It happens. Don’t sweat it. 🙂
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I’m sure that along with the browns, blacks and khakis, there were whites and whiters in the tree! All I wanted was to be president of the student council (and emperor of the world.) If people just listened to me, everything would be so EASY!
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I feel your pain, brother. I feel your pain.
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What the hell happened to your hair? Was there a ferret living up there?
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a clear green visor. Look at the shape and you’ll understand…
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I wear one just like that whenever I sunbath nude.
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I know. I do expect you to eventually return it to me!
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You betcha.
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Ah, I had one of those… and a Scratch n’ Smell shirt 🙂
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My first girlfriend was scratch n’ sniff. She didn’t like it much, though. Probably why she broke up with me.
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Scratch n’ Sniff! Not smell! Early onset Alzheimer’s? 😛
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Was it? 🙂
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Stop pretending we’re the same age! I’ve been 23 (every single year) since the early 2000’s. You must be older!
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26 for a decade and a bit, yep!
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looks like Jak Jak from The Incredibles
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He does.
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not really fair to lable babies R or D though. it’s not their fault there parents are idiots 🙂
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Well, these babies are allegorical representations of the real, adult dudes. I’m just putting faces to their baby-like behavior and mentality.
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just kidding… i meant no offense or rebuke
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Oh, none taken. 🙂 Taken. Every time I use that word, Liam Neeson’s face pops up in my head.
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i will forever see him as the good cop/bad cop from ‘everything is awesome’
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I loved him in Dark Man and Rob Roy.
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Haha.
That he has survived and leads in the polls ought to be a subject of a dissertation
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He’s a great, big baby.
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This makes me question my abhorrence to child abuse. Spank all these little Republican rugrats!
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Indeed. This is the maturity level we’re getting from Republicans these days.
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