Republican Babies

"Donwald Twump is big, big poo-poo head. He's mean silly, and smells like pee. Don't vote for him. He'll puke on ya." Signed, 'Lil Mitt Romney

“Donwald Twump is big, big poo-poo head. He’s mean, silly, and smells like pee. Don’t vote for him. He’ll puke on ya.” Signed, ‘Lil Mitt Romney

 

"Donald Trump is a piece of glass in the middle of a cookie that cuts open your mouth when you go to eat it. He has an I.Q. lower than a newt. His mommy gives him whatever he wants, so that's why he's such a spoiled, smelly-face baby. He hasn't had a good diaper change in months. Keep far, far away from him." Signed, 'Lil John McCain

“Donald Trump is a piece of glass in the middle of a cookie that cuts open your mouth when you go to eat it. He has an I.Q. lower than a newt. His mommy gives him whatever he wants, so that’s why he’s such a spoiled, smelly face baby. He hasn’t had a good diaper change in months. Keep far, far away from him  He smells.” Signed, ‘Lil John McCain

 

"Romney and McCain are stupid dum-dums. They don't like me cause I've got this beautiful hair on my head and they're pretty much bald and wrinkly lookin'. They really peed me off by not kissing my little baby ass, so when I'm President, I'm gonna carpet bomb them and everyone they know into radioactive dust piles. Don't fudge with the "D" man!" Signed, 'Lil Donald Trump

“Romney and McCain are stupid dumdums. They don’t like me cause I’ve got this beautiful hair on my head and they’re pretty much bald and wrinkly lookin’. They really peed me off by not kissing my little baby ass, so when I’m President, I’m gonna carpet bomb them and everyone they know into radioactive dust piles. Don’t fudge with the “D” man!” Signed, ‘Lil Donald Trump

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38 thoughts on “Republican Babies

  1. This is not satire, surely it is reality

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  2. I have to add something here. All these babies were not born Republicans/conservatives. In fact, they were born with a fully functioning liberal logic center in their brains.

    Unfortunately, they were all born in the same area and were delivered by a Doctor Oleo Flanges, who, after plucking them from the birth well, promptly dropped them on their heads.

    The impact crushed the logic center of their brains to molecule size and as the body tried to heal itself, upon picking up the babies off the floor, nurse Banana Peel would always slip and fall against the doctor, causing him to drop the babies again, stopping the body’s brain repair process.

    One would think that the Doc and the nurse would learn eventually, but apparently they were schooled by Doctor G.W. Bush–who later was declared president–and thus they were taught never to accept blame and to keep doing what you’ve done before, hoping for a different outcome.

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  3. Wahhhhh. My widdle feelings are hurt. (signed baby tRump)

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  4. Perfect. From what I’ve seen from last nights debate, this is spot on.

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  5. Does that rifle mean I was a republican child?

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  6. looks like Jak Jak from The Incredibles

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  7. Haha.
    That he has survived and leads in the polls ought to be a subject of a dissertation

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  8. This makes me question my abhorrence to child abuse. Spank all these little Republican rugrats!

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