“I love myself SO much,” says Donald Trump, “that I wish I could French kiss myself to sleep every night.”
Narcissist Valley, North Dakota. Donald Trump announced today that he is madly in love with himself and plans to marry himself after he becomes President in November. “I’m friggin’ HOT baby! I’m so good-looking, suave, and brilliant, that if I could make love to myself and produce more of me, I would,” Mr. Trump said earlier. “Has anyone in America EVER seen a more masculine, more buff, more eloquent hunk of a man-god than me? Of course not. I LOVE myself, and as soon as I whip the shit outta whichever pansy, liberal, atheist, socialist asshole wins the Democratic nomination in November, I’m gonna marry myself and take myself to Paris for a 4 week honeymoon. Thanks to all my supporters out there who continually confirm for me that I am as godlike as I think I am. I….well…I was gonna say I love you, but since I don’t actually love anyone but myself, all I can say is..I kinda like ya’.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
He is the ultimate narcissist for sure
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And nasty lookin’.
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I can’t decide if his mouth looks more like a baboons ass or a glory hole.
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A baboon’s ass sticking through a glory hole.
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Love the picture! So apropos for the post. 😀
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The Donald is causing The Republican Party to implode. I’m so happy for them.
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Shared on my Facebook page because, well, I have to!
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Thanks. I, and Donald, appreciate it.
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They do say somewhere somebody loves you, no matter what.
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Very true.
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that would be his 5th wife if media reports are to be believed. Is that not marrying too many for a single lifetime
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Good point.
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