02.27.16
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Selfies From The Invisible Man

The Invisible Man stopped by our Tokyo office the other day with a few selfies he wanted us to show to our readers.  Here they are for your perusal.

1.)

Here's me at the beach last summer.

Here’s me, The Invisible Man, at the beach last summer.

 

2.)

Here I am hiking through the woods in Wisconsin in the fall of 2014

And here I am hiking through the woods in Wisconsin in the fall of 2014

 

3.)

Me on the street in front of my house during the first snowfall of 2015

Me on the street in front of my house during the first snowfall of 2015

 

4.)

Me and Mickey at Disneyland

And, lastly, here I am with Mickey’s arm around me at Disneyland in the Spring of 2013

45 thoughts on “Selfies From The Invisible Man”

  5. Newsflash – Chicago:

    The Invisible Man was arrested this morning for public nudity. Police Chief Jake Off spoke with excited news reporters afterwards, and said that patrol officers – who were rounding-up the local black folk at the time – spotted the Invisible Man’s silhouette as a light snow accumulated on his body. Police tackled him after the hypothermic man began shivering which accidentally tossed snow particles onto the officers who said they had felt threatened.

    Chief Off stated that, in addition to the public nudity charge, the Invisible Man was also charged with resisting arrest and committing lewd acts against public servants. Apparently, the arresting officers had trouble seeing and restraining the suspect’s arms and legs, and grabbed his genitals instead. The officers’ report specified that the Invisible Man uttered a “groan of pleasure” after the inadvertent physical contact.

    Bond has been set at $1 million. If convicted on all charges, the Invisible Man faces a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison and a fine of $250,000.

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  6. Wait a minute! I don’t see any footprints in the snow!

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  8. I sprinkled some talcum on the screen and could see you clearly. And you look just like Goofy.

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