Another Groan Producing Necrophiliac Joke

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Why did the necrophiliac break up with her Republican boyfriend?

Because the only thing truly dead about him was his heart.

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12 thoughts on “Another Groan Producing Necrophiliac Joke

  1. now I understand, he needed to be dead dead

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  2. Now she’s out in the cold because Democrats don’t even have hearts.

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