Tinybudget, Kansas. Does the idea of a smaller, less invasive government make your willy tingle? Do you like the idea of doing whatever the hell you want without the “Government” poking around with its “Army” telling you what you can and can not do? Well, then, we’ve got just the political website for you: makethemilitaryprivate.org. The founders of makethemilitaryprivate.org, a guy named Steve and two gals named Sally, think that there’s no better way to get the Government off your back and greatly reduce your taxes than to privatize the military. How will this work? Well, let’s say a theocratic lunatic like Ted Cruz wants to carpet bomb the Middle East. With a private military, he can. The only difference is, HE’LL have to put the army together and pay for it himself. All of it. Also, let’s say people in the Middle East get pissed when Cruz carpet bombs them and want revenge. They won’t need to attack random Americans to get it, they can simply attack Ted Cruz-the guy who personally paid to have them carpet bombed. So, if this sounds like a spiffy cause to you, go to makethemilitaryprivate.org to sign our petition and make a donation. Take the military out of the hands of “Big Brother” and put it into the hands of “Rich Brother”. Support makethemilitaryprivate.org. Ted Cruz will be glad you did.