
“The Only Way To End PTSD Is With More War,” Says Sarah Palin
Nuttylady Town, Alaska. Sarah Palin today, after blaming President Obama for the PTSD which supposedly made her son beat up his girlfriend, claimed the best way to end PTSD is to increase the number of wars America is involved in. “If President Obama weren’t such a sissy, and black, we’d have destroyed ISIS already,” Governor Palin said earlier. “He’s so weak, he’s practically a girl. I happen to have the personal addresses of every ISIS member in the world. I’ve offered to give these to President Obama on the condition he carpet bomb the cities where the addresses are located. Instead of taking me up on this offer, Obama suggested I needed serious psychiatric help. What an effeminate, liberal, black guy. We’ll never end the PTSD that caused my son, who never saw combat, BTW, to beat the shit out of his girlfriend until we bomb the crap out of most of the world. The only country that matters anywhere, is America. That’s what Jesus said when he and our founding fathers wrote the U.S. Constitution sometime in the early 1950’s, and that’s the only reality I see. Screw liberals, screw black guys who are President, and screw anyone who doesn’t want to bomb the fuck outta shit!!!! AAAAAAHHH!!!”
She is SUCH a nut job! I am, once again, stunned that a crazy lunatic such as this could have risen so high in the world of politics :O
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In AMERICAN politics, anything is possible.
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Yes, that’s what I meant…it feels like only in the US can such things happen…
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Yep!
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I think you’ll like: https://sayitnow.wordpress.com/2016/02/04/the-ideal-place-for-sarah-palin/
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Jeff — fix the link please. 😦
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Will do.
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All fixed, and I do like it. 🙂
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So homeopathy now also enters psychology?
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Apparently.
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I know this is supposed to be satire. But damn if it ain’t a bit too close to the truth. That woman is as ditzy as a cat that OD’d on catnip. I have never heard her utter a coherent meaningful sentence. There isn’t enough gray matter between her ears to get a mosquito airborne.
A fine representation of the R party.
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Yeah, she’s a winner alright. Republicans are true idjits.
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Go now,
Don’t look back we’ve drawn the line,
Move on,
Its no good to go back in time,
Oh I would never find another girl like you,
For happy endings it takes two,
With fire and ice,
Oooooh yea
[…]
Sarah,
Storms are brewing in your eyes
Sarah,
Now I can realize
Sarah,
There’s danger in your eyes
Sarah,
Now I can realize
[…]
da, da, da da da da da…
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Now you’ve made me cry.
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Once again a crackingly good take on the woman who thinks Africa is a country and North Korea is your ally!
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She’s a total embarrassment. Then again, what Republican isn’t?
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Bit like our Tories then
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Exactly. Same ridiculous, conservative shit. Though Republicans are largely right wing christian assholes who like nothing more than to turn the country into a christian version of ISIS. Not sure if the Tories are bible-thumpers too.
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Nuttylady Town? Where does crazy-eyes Bachmann live?
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Philly, I believe. She thinks Obama is the Anti-Christ.
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Isn’t Ted Cruz the antichrist?
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Naw. He’s Satan himself. Cruz is as bad, if not worse than tRump. Cruz would move the country toward his version of a christian ISIS with himself as supreme leader.
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His father did say something about Ted being in the WH to oversee the end times, didn’t he?
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That’s right. I forgot about that.
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Quite the thing for a dad to say, isn’t it? “My son will rule as the Apocalypse ravishes the earth!”
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Better than what Abraham did. Can’t say he doesn’t think highly of his son, crazy as he, and his son, are.
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Just heard on CNN how he cheated in Iowa. What a bastard! Can the RNC disqualify him now?
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Haven’t heard that. I’ll check it out. If the RNC hasn’t kicked out tRump, I think everyone’s safe.
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Trump is calling for the caucuses to be re-run. This could be FUN!
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AWESOME!! I just read about this. What a total fucking dick Cruz is! Telling people Carson dropped out so they’d vote for him. What a prick. They need to redo the vote. Man, this is great shit! I just hope it makes it easier for Hilary or Bernie to win the general election. It should, but, like I said, this is America. What a weasel Cruz is. Fucking right wing christain assholes. Lying, cheating bastards.
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He also sent out thousands of fliers done up like official government press which CNN is calling completely “fraudulent.”
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This just keeps getting better. Here’s a guy who so much believes he can’t win on what his platform is that he has to cheat like a 5 year old. And this was just the first primary!
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Cool, huh? Trump is going to go rank over this 🙂
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These chowder heads will be pounding on each other in their clown car whilst, I hope, Hilary or Bernie becomes President. This clown show the Republicans are putting on this year simply defies imagination. America needs to be put over the world’s knee and soundly spanked for this kind of behavior. What a joke. Fun to watch though.
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