Sarah Palin Says More War Will End PTSD

"The Only Way To End PTSD Is With More War," Says Sarah Palin

“The Only Way To End PTSD Is With More War,” Says Sarah Palin

Nuttylady Town, Alaska.   Sarah Palin today, after blaming President Obama for the PTSD which supposedly made her son beat up his girlfriend, claimed the best way to end PTSD is to increase the number of wars America is involved in.  “If President Obama weren’t such a sissy, and black, we’d have destroyed ISIS already,” Governor Palin said earlier.   “He’s so weak, he’s practically a girl.  I happen to have the personal addresses of every ISIS member in the world.  I’ve offered to give these to President Obama on the condition he carpet bomb the cities where the addresses are located.  Instead of taking me up on this offer, Obama suggested I needed serious psychiatric help.  What an effeminate, liberal, black guy.  We’ll never end the PTSD that caused my son, who never saw combat, BTW, to beat the shit out of his girlfriend until we bomb the crap out of most of the world.  The only country that matters anywhere, is America.  That’s what Jesus said when he and our founding fathers wrote the U.S. Constitution sometime in the early 1950’s, and that’s the only reality I see.  Screw liberals, screw black guys who are President, and screw anyone who doesn’t want to bomb the fuck outta shit!!!! AAAAAAHHH!!!”

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34 thoughts on “Sarah Palin Says More War Will End PTSD

  1. She is SUCH a nut job! I am, once again, stunned that a crazy lunatic such as this could have risen so high in the world of politics :O

  2. So homeopathy now also enters psychology?

  3. I know this is supposed to be satire. But damn if it ain’t a bit too close to the truth. That woman is as ditzy as a cat that OD’d on catnip. I have never heard her utter a coherent meaningful sentence. There isn’t enough gray matter between her ears to get a mosquito airborne.

    A fine representation of the R party.

  4. Go now,
    Don’t look back we’ve drawn the line,
    Move on,
    Its no good to go back in time,
    Oh I would never find another girl like you,
    For happy endings it takes two,
    With fire and ice,
    Oooooh yea

    […]

    Sarah,
    Storms are brewing in your eyes
    Sarah,
    Now I can realize
    Sarah,
    There’s danger in your eyes
    Sarah,
    Now I can realize

    […]

    da, da, da da da da da…

  5. Once again a crackingly good take on the woman who thinks Africa is a country and North Korea is your ally!

  6. Nuttylady Town? Where does crazy-eyes Bachmann live?

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