Bernie Sanders Says, “My Hair Is A Sentient Being.”
Barbershop City, Iowa. After losing the Iowa Caucuses to Hilary Clinton in a tight race, Bernie Sanders admitted his hair is a sentient being. “Yeah,” Senator Sanders said just moments ago, “my hair is actually a sentient being separate from me. It sort of just took roost on my head when I was about 16, and has been with me ever since. Next to my wife, it’s my best friend. We have great conversations, are identical on political issues, and like the same movies. The only down side is that we take separate vacations every year, and, when my hair’s gone, usually visiting its relatives in Singapore, I’m stuck wearing a lot of hats or explaining why I suddenly decided to shave my head. Any-who, I’ve got a campaign fundraiser in Chicago to get to, so my hair and I will see you later.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Hahaha…you and politician’s hair!
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I can’t help it. LOOK at his hair! I love the guy, but the hair-Jesus!
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Hahaha I just love him…hair and all 😀
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I want him to be my dad.
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Him…and Gandalf…and someone else I forget…you can’t have dozens of dads…that’s just greedy 😛
PS: as we previously agreed months ago…Gandalf is mine…my dad! 😀
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OK, then I take Bernie as mine. 🙂
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Agreed 🙂
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🙂
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the hair has a life of its own, I see
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It sure does.
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Is it by any chance related to the thing on Trumps head ???? If so the one on Bernie’s is a much better one, and one I can say is better than than the one on Trump in all ways. Again you have such a great source of inside knowledge. Maybe we should have you as president. Hugs
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I’d love to be President. My first order would be to end Republicans, NOW!!
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Wow, the first time I voted for some one with one cause… You ROCK!! My vote is to you. Hugs
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Thanks.
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