Coming next year from TACP Productions: The Irrevenant, the sequel to this year’s feel-good smash hit, The Revenant. The Irrevenant takes place 125 years after The Revenant and follows a man named Lawrence Languid, the laziest man alive, as he tries to summon enough energy to get revenge against the man who’s ridiculed him since high school, Tommy The Terrible. The parts of Lawrence Languid and Tommy The Terrible will both be played by motion capture specialist Andy “Gollum” Serkis. If Serkis doesn’t get at least two Oscars for this film, I’ll eat a whole bag of Oreo’s myself. The film has been budgeted at 200 million dollars and will be directed by J.J. Abrams, the director of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. The Irrevenant will be in theaters on December 12th, 2017, and it’s gonna be a tear-jerker, so stock up on Kleenex before you see it.