Andy Serkis As Lawrence Languid, The Laziest Man Alive
Coming next year from TACP Productions: The Irrevenant, the sequel to this year’s feel-good smash hit, The Revenant. The Irrevenant takes place 125 years after The Revenant and follows a man named Lawrence Languid, the laziest man alive, as he tries to summon enough energy to get revenge against the man who’s ridiculed him since high school, Tommy The Terrible. The parts of Lawrence Languid and Tommy The Terrible will both be played by motion capture specialist Andy “Gollum” Serkis. If Serkis doesn’t get at least two Oscars for this film, I’ll eat a whole bag of Oreo’s myself. The film has been budgeted at 200 million dollars and will be directed by J.J. Abrams, the director of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. The Irrevenant will be in theaters on December 12th, 2017, and it’s gonna be a tear-jerker, so stock up on Kleenex before you see it.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Well, I loved the Revenant as you know but… this is hilarious 😀
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I like it, but wasn’t overwhelmed by it, as so many are. Had a conversation with a friend who said, “I hate ALL those Lord of the Rings movies.” So, I said, ” You saw the first one, hated it, then paid money for the second, and hated that, and THEN paid money for the last one and hated that. You, sir, are an idiot. Who’s more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?” I simply am at a loss for the idiocy of SO many film goers. Crazy world.
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Haha…why would he go back TWICE if he hated the first one?! Especially as they’re hardly short features haha that’s mad
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Insane, but he’s not the only one. I just don’t get it.
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Oh I am so lost. Normally your writings resonate in me, I understand them and can feel what they are about, This one went far from me and I never got it, As you are a divine I must refocus my self to the higher plane you are one. Hugs
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Watch, The Revenant, then you’ll see.
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OK sorry for the doubt.. I don’t know what it is but will look it up. Hugs
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It’s out now in theaters.
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What is it about? Or should I just go look it up? Hugs
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It’s a revenge/survival film with Leonardo DiCaprio. I didn’t care for it, but it’s nominated for multiple Academy Awards.
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Oh is that the one where they say he gets it up the butt from a bear,,, In my peoples terms that has a totally different meaning? Hugs
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Yes, though he does not get butt fucked by a bear, just mawled.
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Sucks I have heard that getting fucked by a “bear” can change your whole life. Sorry for him. Hugs
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Me too.
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Oh well I wouldn’t want to be taken by a bear in the woods either… But if given the choice between a mauling and the other… what to do ???? Hugs
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Run away?
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yes but hard to run with what might be dangling… or with your trousers not fully up… But yes your advice is a good one, run away.. fast and strong.. until you get to the commune…and oh crap.. Ouch…??? hugs
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😀
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Thanks for being understanding… You are grand. Hugs
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You’re welcome.
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Other than what you said of course
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$Amen$
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I can’t wait for the movie. I know it will be a great hit
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I’m sure it will.
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Cheetos!
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I know, right? Cruz just won Iowa. Poor tRump. Now he’ll have to kill a kitten to gain more popularity.
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Yessss. Hahaha
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😀
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