Pulled over, I was. Speeding, I was. Told me this, the policeman did. Upset this made me. In a hurry I was. Waiting for me, my date was. Jedi mind trick I used. Let me off with a warning, the policeman did. On time for my date, I was. Sometimes, good to be a Jedi it is.
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Well, I may not like Star Wars but I liked that 😀
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May the Force Be With You.
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Oh sucks, I was hoping Chewie was gay and he and Solo had a thing going on the side. Oh well I guess it will be up to Luke to start a new a religion and start a process of taking the young boys through….training in the force they don’t tell their parents of….???? I bet Leai wouldn’t approve of the need Luke says for them to practice with him nude! Well it helped me to get a grip on my light saber….and to master a new force. Hugs
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Great for you, my friend.
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Ah yes, a new talent and one I did not have to pay for… Grand. Hugs
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Oh I forgot to ask.. did you go through Jedi training at the same school ???
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They kicked me out. I drank too much.
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Can you teach the rest of us …what is the right term…..Rabbi ..no not right.. oh I got it… Bar keep. Lord of the bottles and master of the glass… Teach us oh wise one .. Hugs
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Only if I have a morphine drip.
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Morphine pills are better are as you can use them more times than the drip… but as the leader of a group that can move things with their minds.. you could have all the drugs you wanted… and no one could say who took them…..Hugs
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I fuckin’ wish. 🙂 Morphine pills? Gimme, gimme, gimme!
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Wish I could.. But I wouldn’t last long in jail.. I am too pretty and far too wiling…. 🙂 Hugs
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That’s what she said. 🙂
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Oh yes , she taught me all…. Hugs
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Well I need your wisdom, last weekend took a bottle of rum to friends to share with them, drank it all my self… was that selfish or was it there fault for not getting some when they could???? eternal question.
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Their fault. They need to drink faster.
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They seemed fixated on something called “southern Comfort” which I took totally wrong and got slapped for…Opps…but thanks wise one, I figured the same, I told them about it, left it out, and them enjoyed it for my self… sort of like my sex life… Opps did not say that last part out loud did I … Hugs
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I’m with you on the last part. 🙂
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Shoot, sorry sent my last comment to the wrong post..sorry got distracted and was having so much fun.. Hugs
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No problem. $Amen$
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“Foreplay, cuddling — a Jedi craves not these things.”
~Yoda
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“Reach out with the Force, you must. Feel your way–with the Force–when you are calm.” Yoda to Marilyn Monroe, Hollywood, circa 1952.
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This “girlfriend” I would see to like – or something – whatever. I’m not good with Yodanese.
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I hear he dates a Wookie.
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Chewbacca gay?!
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No. A female Wookie named Bertha.
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OK. Nookie with a Wookie. I geddit.
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Indeed.
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My hero, he is.
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Mine too.
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