Donald Trump Wants You To Have His Kids
Ego Town, Kansas. Donald Trump announced today that he wants to have children with as many women as he can. “As any real American can tell you,” Trump said earlier, “I’m the greatest thing to happen to the United States EVER! Part of my greatness lies, of course, in my amazing skills as a lover. Besides having a 14 inch penis and the ability to have 12, yes 12, orgasms an hour, my hands have been registered in all 50 states as powerful sex toys. In November, I will be elected Emperor of America. As a great lover, and soon to be Emperor, I want my seed spread across the country in the wombs of as many women as possible. So, if you are a woman between the ages of 18 and 30 who wants to have wild sex with me, Donald Trump, AND become a receptacle for my manly, fertile seed, then go to http://www.Iwantdonaldsdick.com and register for a ride you’ll never forget. It’s a first come, first serve basis, ladies. So register early if you want to be one of the first to say, Donald Trump is my baby daddy!”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
I truly hope he develops penile leprosy – it has already devoured his brain.
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I hope for the same thing.
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All I can say is: EWWWW
I’m bound to have nightmares after this 😥
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Trump’s a pig.
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Yes, yes he is…and you have conjured up vile images involving him…I’m in bed, how am I supposed to safely fall asleep now even though it’s 2am?? Haha
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Whatever you do, don’t hug a tribble. They’re his hair! 🙂
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I bet “The Donald” had to buy the “greatest” member possible to claim to be the king… I wonder what skin color it is.. or is it metallic and vibrates with batteries? You know he has to be “Huge” and can’t stand to be second to any…thing… Hugs
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tRump is an asshole.
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More than you know sir… My other half was his butler and we are under a contract to not say what we know… but you are so correct.
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How about? No.
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No? To The Donald?! But, according to him, he’s the greatest thing ever. Might he be wrong about this?
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Hmmm
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I’m sure glad I’m past the age … !!!
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I bet.
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This was my exact thought! Phew- we aged out! Hallelujah.
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You know…I was going to click like, until I saw what I was doing. I like the article, because it’s over the top and could be the alter ego of the alter ego to the 2nd power talking, but I wont like the idea of me being his baby’s mama. Ha!….I hope he didn’t say that…
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He hasn’t said it…yet.
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