A Few Words From Mountain Man Mike

Meet guest commentator, Mountain Man Mike, a dude I bumped into on the train and asked for a few brief words for my blog.

Mountain Man Mike Says, "Git yer space alien, Illuminati, government lovin' ass off my mountain 'fer I shoots ya'!"

Mountain Man Mike Says, “Git yer space alien, Illuminati, government-lovin’ ass outta my face ‘fer I shoots ya’!  Wait!  Is dat a fanny pack yer wearin’?  Well, then gimme the gardamn thing or I really will shoots ya’, ya’ gardamn, sissified, double-fisted, hand-job givin’, leftist som’bitch!  Now git!  Go on!  Git!”

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5 thoughts on “A Few Words From Mountain Man Mike

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  2. Did you ask what he was going to “shoot” with ?? The last part seems to say he would like you to share his train berth with him.. after all ..mountain men get lonely also..ask “Grizzle Adams” and no telling how he got that bear Ben to be so loyal…Hugs

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