1.) You see a black teenager in a hoodie walking through your cul-de-sac and you immediately draw your concealed handgun and kill him.
2.) You insist undocumented Hispanics living in America be violently deported yet, secretly, have several of them working for you in menial labor jobs for .15 cents an hour.
3.) The Pastor of your church is also the head of your local Klu Klux Klan division.
4.) You truly, deeply believe America was founded by, and for, Christians sometime in the early 1950’s.
5.) You have a deep faith that Jesus is the loving savior of all mankind and hates gays.
6.) You believe the poor, disabled guy who just asked you for a dollar is a lazy, mooching bastard living off the tax dollars of real Americans like you.
7.) You think people who find Donald Trump to be a repugnant excuse of a human being are leftist, Commie, Muslim, liberal, atheist terrorists who are destroying America.
8.) You believe a woman’s right to choose ends with what she decides to wear for the day.
9.) You believe being asked to pay taxes for the public services you use is akin to being asked to have your testicles removed without the benefit of anesthesia.
10.) You think it’s a goddamn shame the Confederacy lost the fuckin’ war.