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Oh man, the comments are too much. I never heard of Bengay before but pretty much guessed what it was from the actual context. I would have asked you, to be sure, but you’ve already answered that question…and it leaves me pondering on the whole cultural thing 😉
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Someone should rub Bengay on Trump’s asshole. That’d be awesome.
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Son of a !!
You know Im a manly man, done all sorts of manly things, but have been plagued my entire life with sensitive skin. Yes I said it! I tried Icy Hot on an achy spot (hamstrings) once, it started off kind of cool. Then it started to warm up. Then it started to get pretty darn warm. Then it got hot. Then it got like a fucking out of control fire that I could not wipe off. That burn lasted for what seemed like hours. It was miserable.
I have not since used anything resembling that product. And I sure as hell hope that when the need for the H cream arises, I do not mistake it for the fucking Ben gay! Yikes.
…as far as I know there isn’t any Ben Gay in the house. But after this post I’ll be sure to read the damn label before I use what i think might be the H cream.
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I hurt my groin muscle once and when I rubbed Bengay into the area some of it got too close to my scrotum. That’s a pain I won’t ever forget.
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Burn me once… shame on me. Burn me twice, you a damn dumbass!
I’ll never forget my experience either. Never again. I need to put that in my living will. In case of incapacitation: “No Fucking Icy Hot or Ben Gay, or anything that resembles it!”
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$Amen$
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Is this a cultural thing?
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Bengay is a brand name for a heated sport’s rub/ sore muscle balm and Preparation H is the brand name for a cream for hemorrhoids. Wouldn’t want to mistake which one you’re using on your anus.
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Ahhhh… I do love that heat cream., though. I know if the brand name Deep Heat. That’s almost as cool as Sexual Chocolate.
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Not, however, if used on your hemorrhoids. 🙂
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Oh, I don’t know about that…. But then again, I’m not entirely sure I know what hemorrhoids is. I’m guessing bad, really bad, which would indicate some sexual Chocolate could be a good thing. A really, really good thing. Am I missing something?
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They’re veins that pop out of your anus and itch. They often bleed, too. They’re more annoying than anything else, but putting Bengay on them would not be a good idea, and chocolate would just be messy. Plus, what a way to waste good chocolate. Put it in da mouth, not on da butt!
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Now that’s wisdom!
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I am confused.
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Me too. Join the club. 🙂
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Imagine having a painful bout of swollen hemorrhoids, eating way too many of the hottest chiles on Earth, and the next day waking up to the call of nature.
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Ouch! I once ate some extremely hot peppers and they burned going in and out. Add hemorrhoids to that picture and YEOW!!!
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Then apply Bengay to that. Yikes.
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Man, this talk is making my butt hole quiver.
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LOL – so visual. 😀
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And moving. 🙂
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YEOW is right!!!
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That would hurt seriously.
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Thank you. Me too
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LOL — Ouch!
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Yeah! Unless it’s Ben who keeps on making the mistake. After all he is whatever.
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He’s a hot one.
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