Here are a few memorable statistics from 2015 for The Arm Chair Pontificator.
1.) The Arm Chair Pontificator gained over 2 billion subscribers in 2015.
2.) Martin Scorsese and Francis Ford Coppola both were quoted on several occasions saying The Arm Chair Pontificator makes their movies better and life more meaningful to them overall.
3.) 480,000 paranoid schizophrenics claimed that I, The Arm Chair Pontificator, am so incredibly talented and funny that I simply MUST be an alien from an advanced civilization come to take over the Earth.
4.) Each member of The Nobel Prize Committee was prank called over 65,000 times by fans of this site for refusing to give me my goddamned, hard-earned Nobel Prize for overall genius in everything I say, do and think. BASTARDS!
5.) And, lastly, over 65 million senior citizens throughout the world have called me a “know-it-all, liberal, son of a bitch” at least 2 times this past year whilst drinking prune juice mixed with Metamucil.
Thanks to everyone who reads my wacky shit throughout the year. I hope you all have a great New Year! $Amen$