In honor of the new Star Wars movie, The Force Awakens, opening yesterday, I’ve made the following list of things I’d do with the Force if I were able to use it.
1.)
Whenever Donald Trump tried to speak in public, I’d Force lift his hair so it stood on end until he shut up.
2.)
I’d use the Force to levitate bottles of beer into the waiting hands of beautiful babes in bars to get their attention.
3.)
I’d use the Force to make cash machines give me free money.
4.)
I’d use the Force to place, and permanently hold, handcuffs on the hands of pedophile priests so they could no longer practice their trade.
5.)
Lastly, I’d use the Force to levitate my dog so I could cut her damn nails. What a battle this always is.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
LOVE that first pic!
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I love the idea of using the force to get one of my cats to eat a very small pill that despite all we have tried, favorite foods, crushed up in stuff, even tried to force it down his throat, which he got the better of three fully grown humans. However I am not sure about Number four. Would handcuffs alone solve that problem, or should something else be cuffed or locked up? Thanks and hugs
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Good point on the priests. Maybe a forced Force castration would work, eh?
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I leave it to you, you are far smarter than I, and you have the force and I am still working on going through farce puberty. Hugs
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$Amen$
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Absolutely LOVE that picture of tRump!
BTW, couldn’t you just have the Force take him away to Siberia or some other far-away place where he would never be seen or heard from again?
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My power in the Force is not that strong yet. In time, I hopefully will be able to do just that.
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I will breathlessly await this moment of celebration!
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Would you also use the Force to put that, “I smell a fart,” look on Trump’s face? That would be bonus.
Yep, I like the trim a dog’s nails idea. Though mine stay pretty worn down from walks on the asphalt.
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My dog’s nails stay pretty worn down too, except for the ones on the side of her front paws. Those are a battle to cut.
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All good things. You should get the force
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I’m trying, but no luck so far.
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#1, definitely. That would be so cool!
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Yes it would.
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Was just saying we have to cut our dogs nails… Like something from Jurassic Park.
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Mine keeps her’s pretty short as she digs a lot when we’re outside. It’s the side nails on her front paws that get long and she will not sit still enough for me to cut them. It’s a battle I always lose.
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Ours go for walks every day, but their nails don’t seem to get worn down.
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Are they agreeable when you go to trim them?
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Never tried 🙂 They get baths at our vet, and the girls there (their day spa) handle all that.
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Yep. I’m taking her to the groomer next week.
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Far easier
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