The ‘Lil Republican Hand Gun
Are you a Republican worried a Muslim, black, or Mexican person may creep into your home through a window at night and kidnap or kill your child or children under the age of 11? Well, worry no more because The ‘Lil Republican Hand Gun is here to save the day. The ‘Lil Republican Hand Gun is a fully loaded, automated hand gun designed to be used by conservative white children under the age of 11. Let’s say a nasty undocumented Mexican slithers into your conservative, 8-year-old, white child’s room one evening to kill him. He’ll be anticipating a very passive victim, but, instead, he’ll encounter a fully armed child who’ll shoot him smack dab in the face. Bang! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hilarious, is it not? Rest easy at night knowing your conservative white children are sleeping soundly in their rooms with The ‘Lil Republican Hand Gun stuffed safely under their pillows. Don’t lose another night’s sleep. Order The ‘Lil Republican Hand Gun now for only $75. 99, and we’ll toss in an Older Child’s Republican Hand Gun, for kids ages 11 to 17, absolutely free!
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Some would say you have a warped mind. I think it’s an awesome mind 🙂
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Awesomely warped. 🙂
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Hell yeah! 😉
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$Amen$
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Does it come gift wrapped?
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It sure does! 🙂
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You know reality is often stranger than fiction… Anyway, the perfect tool for your own lil’ mass shooting!
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Very true.
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A great holiday stocking stuffer!
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Isn’t it though?
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While your at it, be sure to adorn your little ones with a bulletproof blanket, bullet proof clothing, bulletproof bible, and a bedside gun holder.
Sigh, I wished this was satire.
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/12/bulletproof-backpacks-for-kids-here-are-10-sick-products-you-can-buy-in-america-thanks-to-the-nra/
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Unreal. It’s like real life is satire to these idiots. I can’t make stuff up fast enough to spoof the already stupid shit they do. Bullet proof blankets, get the fuck outta here! 🙂
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What tormented souls they are. The NRA and much of Congress are laughing all the way to the bank.
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While lunatics have easy access to guns and shoot up schools with them. Pricks.
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Mind boggling…
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Victoria you are sure this ain’t satire?
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I’m pretty sure it isn’t. Hard to tell these days.
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