Jesus Christ’s Pick For President In 2016, Bernie Sanders
Cloud 76, Heaven. Jesus Christ today, the Lord and Savior of all humanity, pledged his support behind Democratic Presidential candidate, Bernie Sanders. “I love Bernie Sanders,” Jesus said this morning. “Yes, I know, he’s Jewish, but so am I. So, deal with it. Bernie acts in a far more Christian way than 99% of people claiming to actually be Christians. Any way, he’s a man who is concerned with the well-being of all Americans, not just the wealthy white ones. I like that about him. His stance against Citizens United is a truly wonderful thing. It’s so refreshing to hear him speak.
“Really, I mean it. Vote for Bernie Sanders.” Love Always, Jesus Christ
This is especially true after listening to Republican Candidate Ben Carson idiotically telling people the Bible is to be taken literally, or Donald Trump spewing fascist, xenophobic rhetoric to his followers. Very unpleasant stuff. Take the word of Jesus Christ, your Lord and Savior, and vote for Bernie Sanders. Decent human beings everywhere will be glad you did.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
I’d vote for Bernie if I could!!
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Good for you. He’s the man.
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He IS!!
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Thumbs up to that.
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Excellent! That fits will with Satan’s announcement that he “will be happy to back any Republican, but especially Trump, Carson, and Cruz. They are the best of the Beast! Hillary, well I’m tortured over her. She makes some non-beastly points, but at least her heart is with Wall Street. That’s a plus.” >:)
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$Amen$
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That jesus is hot!
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Smokin’!
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I am still stunned over Carson’s “Klingon Jesus”. Did your contacts have anything to say about it. You manage to get all the first hand news and stuff no one else can find. you have the inside source. Thanks and hugs.
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Yeah. Jesus pops in from time to time, usually after I’ve been drinking. 🙂
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So Cool, ask him how long he posed for the painting… did he wear a forehead mask to make the Klingon effect? Thanks. Your the best. Hugs
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That painting is priceless. Is it not?
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Oh yes.. Just read some one asked why he did not go with a Morgan Freeman Jesus? That would have been cool. I like him. hugs
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Morgan Freeman is more Moses-like. I’d go with Sam Jackson as Jesus.
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The fact is, this isn’t even parody!
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I know, right? Went to a Sanders “rally” yesterday. I really like the guy. So does Jesus. 🙂
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Really? You went to a political rally? Actually, I think Bernie could motivate me, too.
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He wasn’t there. It was more of a meeting, an “official” one, with Bernie supporters offering to help out. I offered to hand out flyers and write satire about Republicans.
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The weapon has been deployed!
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$Amen$
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Wait, are you implying my Trump posts ARE parody? Why, you, I outta!!!
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Being the true boffin on this subject I’m guessing you’ve read this. If not it may cause a chuckle or two…http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/06/what-happens-when-you-read-people-the-bible-but-tell-them-its-the-koran-5547109/
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I have seen that. It’s hilarious. It shows how few people who say they believe in the bible have actually read it.
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. ..and just think. . the slogan could be “For Christ’s sake, vote for Bernie”. . I’m loving it. . grin. . (as usual)
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It could, but then it wouldn’t be a direct quote. From God’s mouth to your ears. Oy Vey!!!
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