Big Building City, New York. Santa Claus was arrested today on charges of public indecency and possession of marijuana outside Macy’s Dept Store in New York. “I’m deeply embarrassed by my behavior,” Santa said earlier. “I’ve been under tremendous stress because of the atheist war on Christmas which takes place at this time every year. Last year, Rudolph was shot through his back left hoof by an atheist drone while we were flying over Chicago delivering toys to Christian kids on Christmas Eve night. We’re both still suffering from PTSD because of it. I find that the only way I can deal with it is to strip down to my underwear, fire up a big ass pipe full of weed and dance in the streets while smoking it. I’m awfully sorry to all the Christian kids I’ve let down by my behavior. I just wish these damn atheists would stop trying to kill me every Christmas. It is, as this incident proves, causing me great emotional distress.”
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The Arm Chair Pontificator 
I wanna party with Santa! Looove the pic 😀
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He’s the man, eh? 🙂
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HAHAHAHA
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I worked on farms when I was young ( yes several centuries ago) and I often saw horses just poop as they were pulling wagons or sleighs. SO do you think Santa’s reindeer poop as they are flying over all our heads. Is that why some people get so “shit faced” on Christmas eve? Hugs
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Great observation.
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🙂 Hugs
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Where did you find this picture?!!? It matters not that it may not be the “r.e.a.l.” SC … it’s just crazy wild!
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Google is my best friend. I often find pics, then let them inspire me to write about them.
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Better change your moniker, then. You know, “Inspiredbythegoog” 🙂
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I was just thinking the same thing.
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. . you know what they say – “Great minds think alike!”
or is it, “Fools seldom differ” ?? . . grin. .
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Oh, the latter. 🙂
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Santa Clause is a false idol. Belief in him violates the first Commandment. The wage of sin is death. Period.
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Period and EXCLAMATION POINT!
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I think a good judge should let Santa go without a warning. The guy has suffered enough already
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Too true.
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Come to Washington state, Santa. Pot is legal up here!
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Santa loves his pot.
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Santa is one cool dude. I have to wonder though why he dresses like a sumo wrestler?
Umm when I was perusing the reader postings I saw this and for a moment thought it said Satan instead of Santa. Then I realized OMG!
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Satan could NEVER be arrested. He’s not real. Santa is. 🙂
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Who knows? Poor ol’ Santa might have to move to Canada (where the stuff he smokes’ll soon be legal)
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Good idea, though I actually think more people were offended by his partial nudity.
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That’s a man I’d like to sit next to on a long, long flight
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I bet.
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Don’t worry Santa, you can be certain that the kindly purveyors of gifts and gimcracks for Xmas will not allow those who attack you get by with it. So long as profit allows, they’ll defend your every pipefull! Go for it!
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Yep. Santa has nothing to worry about. Christmas is here to stay.
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I was eating a cupcake when I read this. . . spray, spray. .
Oh. My. God.
You are ‘farking hilarious’ (to borrow a phrase from our Stone God friend) 🙂
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😀 Thanks so much. Makes me feel great to get comments like this.
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That was supposed to say, “FARKING” . . . 🙂 You got my drift. . .
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I did. I like that word, “farking.” Never heard it before. I’ll use it all the time now. 🙂
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Do you suppose it refers to barking while. . . never mind. . . 😉
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I think you’re on to something there.
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Pun intended, I’m thinking . . . 🙂
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Butt of course. 😀
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