Donald Trump Moments After Announcing He “Wiped Out” The Middle East
Nazi City, America. In rather unsurprising news today, Donald Trump announced he launched several nuclear missiles at what he calls, The fuckin’ shit-heals in the Middle East. “I used my great wealth and the Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution to build up a vast nuclear arsenal over the past few years,” Führer Trump said earlier today. “Last night I launched 45 nuclear missiles at the Middle East, and this morning, I got word that Turkey, Syria, Iraq, and Iran have been turned into radioactive wastelands. The only unfortunate bit of news I have to report is that the missiles intended to hit Yemen hit Greece instead. Oh, well, I’m sure my fellow Americans will be able to live with a little bit of collateral damage knowing I wiped out pretty much all of our troubles in a single night. Besides that, I never really cared much for Greek food. Tonight I’ll send more nukes to finish off what’s left of the Middle East. I’m certain that by doing this my chances of becoming President have greatly increased. God bless America, and God bless freedom!”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
It’s funny…but it’s also scary. This guy is a real nut job 😦
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He is.
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I know, but what amazes me is that it’s so obvious that he is and surely, he should never be viewed (as a political contender) seriously by anyone in their right mind, you know? And yet…
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And yet he is likely to win the Republican nomination for President. Nazi Germany in the late 20’s all over again.
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I know, right? How is that even possible? After Bush and his demonic stupidity, I thought you guys had turned a corner…but obviously not
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Just hope Hilary is our next President and not this idiot.
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Brilliant, and, sadly, too close to the truth for comfort.
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Simply sublime! I LOVE it. I hope it becomes a reality. Many hard core Republicans are now starting to attack Trump. Problem is, they waited too long. He’s built up enough support and momentum that he actually may win the Republican nomination for President. I hope he does. In the general election, he will be crushed by Hilary Clinton. Trump has stated he’ll run as an independent if the Republicans boot him out of the race. That’s good too because it will split the conservative vote. Thing is, the more offensive Trump is, the more popular with his supporters he gets. Adolf Hitler all over again. As bad as Trump is, his followers sicken me more. What a sorry ass group of human beings.
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Trump and his supports remind me SO much of Hitler and his cronies just prior to them being, basically, given Germany to run that is frightening. Even more frightening is how little commentary there is about this fact. People, as a whole, IMO, seem to learn nothing from history, perhaps because so few, in America at least, even bother to study it.
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You are so right, too few people bother to study it. You know that Trump was given an honorary degree from a Scottish university a few years back? Well, now they’ve taken it back, considering him unfit for it. In Europe at least, Trump does not have any credibility.
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I read that. This guy is a selfish, rich, spoiled, privileged brat. He borrowed billions of dollars and filed bankruptcy four times so he didn’t have to pay it back. He says it was a good business decision. At least he’s honest. I give him that. If you’re gonna be a xenophobic, bigoted piece of poo, at least be up front about it. Many aren’t in the Republican, aka, American Nazi, Party.
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It scares me to my very core just to READ this stuff … satire I know, but still damn scary since the chances of him doing something like this is too close for comfort.
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Given the chance, I’m certain he would. I really dislike this asshole.
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Hair today, gone tomorrow.
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Just like the Middle East.
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He likely would as well!
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I’m certain of it.
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I shouldn’t be baffled, but I am… he’s at 32%!
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Probably more popular with the voting public than Hitler and the Reich were before Germany handed them the country. Way to go America.
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I am afraid there is a chance he could do something so backward if he was to be president
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I’m certain he would.
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Only 45 nukes? That’s way too less, Trump is just another weakling…
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That’s why I’m not voting for him. 🙂
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