Empire State Building Built By Joseph To Store Canned Goods Says Ben Carson

Ben Carson Says: "Ben Carson Is The Smartest One There Is!"

Ben Carson Says: “Ben Carson Is The Smartest One There Is!”

Bible Belt Town, Kentucky.    Republican Presidential candidate, Ben Carson, said today that the Empire State Building was built by Joseph from the Bible as a storage container for canned goods.  “Ben Carson says Joseph built the Empire State Building to store canned goods in,” Ben Carson proclaimed earlier.  “Ben Carson is the smartest one there is!  And when Ben Carson uses Ben Carson’s great intellect to deduce what is true in life, then what Ben Carson says about life is true!  To doubt Ben Carson will make Ben Carson angry.  When Ben Carson gets angry, Ben Carson SMASHES!!!!!  So don’t make Ben Carson angry by doubting Ben Carson’s Empire State Building statement!”  After making this last exclamation, Ben Carson stomped off into the sunset yelling, “Ben Carson is the smartest one there is!!!!  Ben Carson is the smartest one there is!!!!”

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18 thoughts on “Empire State Building Built By Joseph To Store Canned Goods Says Ben Carson

  1. Well if he doesn’t believe in himself, if he doesn’t think he is the smartest, then who will. One should always have faith in ones self. Hugs

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  2. Sounds like his utterings should be aimed at the can?

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  3. I wouldn’t be surprised if he really believed this. It is hard to avoid Poe’s law when it comes to this Crason guy.

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  4. One is never sure whether to call him an idjit or an ignoramus

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  5. You seen the painting he has of himself and Jesus in his house? That’s golden!

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