Anytown, New Jersey. There will be no sale on the day after Thanksgiving this year in America because Black Friday was shot 47 times by the police yesterday while walking through a white neighborhood in New Jersey and killed. “It was horrible,” said Sally Ballsman, a witness to the shooting. “Black Friday was just walking down the street when two cops walked up to him and asked him what he was doing there. When Black Friday reached into his pocket to retrieve his I.D., the two cops opened fire on him and emptied their guns into him. They then reloaded their weapons and fired them into Black Friday’s supine body until they were once again empty. I heard one officer say to the other, ‘If only black people weren’t so scary lookin, we wouldn’t have to treat ’em so harshly.’ I feel really bad for Black Friday and all the people who were looking forward to a nice sale the day after Thanksgiving. Sucks that cause of police violence against blacks we’ll have to pay full price for our Christmas presents this year.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
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This is PERFECT! Your blend of humour and addressing serious issues (I believe it’s called satire, so why didn’t I just say that? lol) is at its best here, bloody brilliant 🙂
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Thanks, my friend. 🙂
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I thought your blog was at WP. Guess not. 🙂
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Not sure what you mean.
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When you leave a like …. I never see a link to a blog. Just your name. By accident I clicked on your name and it led me to this blog. ??
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No idea, but this IS a WP blog. 🙂
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Good…All’s well that ends well. 🙂
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To quote a great, brilliant man, “The Ark was built by amateurs, but the Titanic was built by professionals.” 😀
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It wasn’t a case of stand your ground or something of the sort?
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Could be.
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Thanks for posting the link. But, what exactly is a “negro narcissist”?
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Fucking awesome! I lol’d just with the title.
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Thanks. Glad to make you laugh.
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That’s the best title I’ve read in 180 years 😛
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😀
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You have been around that long mate? 🙂
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More!
xxx,
Orlando 😛
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He was wearing a hoodie. According to the U.S. Supreme Court, that constitutes “qualified immunity” for police officers to use excessive force. See: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/10/us/politics/supreme-court-sides-with-police-officer-who-shot-man-in-car-chase.html
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Yep. Ain’t nothin’ more insidiously evil than a black man in a hoodie.
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Did they miss once?
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Apparently. They should be fired for being such poor marksmen.
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Did you actually do that math, or did you just pick a random strange number?
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I would NEVER pick a random number for a post as serious as this. Nothing on this blog is anything but serious, mathematically precise, and completely devoid of humor. I wouldn’t have it any other way. $Amen$
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=p
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Snap! The catch at the end is brilliant
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😀
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