Charles A. Murray: The Man who Proved Wealthy, White, Conservative Males Are Genetically Superior To Woman And Blacks
Cul-De-Sac City, Florida. Charles A. Murray, author of the book, The Bell Curve which proved to the world that wealthy, white conservative men are genetically superior to woman, blacks and Latinos, released his new book today entitled, The Genetic Inferiority Of People Named Joe, and had this to say about it. “This new book is the result of decades of research conducted by a plethora of really smart scientists named Ted and Arnold. They, like me, have always known that people named Joe are simply not born with the genetic capacity to be as smart, wealthy, or good-looking as people not named Joe. The scientific research in my book proves, conclusively, that any person, man or woman, named Joe is, genetically speaking, inferior to the rest of humanity. And, I say, because of this, they should be rounded up and placed into sheltered “Joe” camps as to not bother the rest of us with their idiotic blubbering and repulsive looks. It is time to put the reigns on people named Joe and make the streets of our cities safe once more for our children. Buy my book, for just 27.95 a copy, to find out how you can get involved in the End Joe movement today. Order now and receive a God Hates Joe T-shirt, absolutely free, while supplies last.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
This is fucking brilliant! Somebody has to hire you dammit. When I think of the number of “comedy” writers that aren’t even funny…and you not getting the exposure you deserve…man it’s so unfair!
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Spread the word, my friend. Spread the word.
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Well, all my friends know about you…unfortunately all they can do is read you, lol Now I just wish I had any pulling power with somebody in the industry 🙂
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You’re awesome. 😀
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Shhh! Don’t tell anyone, I hear he’s now working on a book about people named Mo.
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And Larry, too.
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Now I know why the Joes in my life are the way they are
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The bastards.
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Say it ain’t so, Joe!
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Guess there’ll have to be a ban on Sloppy Joe’s too. DAMN YOU MURRAY!!!!
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Well, as long as its not Steve
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Steve
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Or guys named Ben Carson. Project Steve is great. Hilarious.
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Ben Carson is hilarious 🙂
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Have you heard his theory on the pyramids? Hilarious.
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Grain storage for Joseph? Yup! Genius!
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This guy operates on people’s brains and is a front runner to run for President. Nice.
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