Hitler’s Mustache, Minutes After Declaring It Is Seeking The GOP Nomination For The 2016 Presidential Race
Der Fadder Land, Oklahoma. In unexpected news today, Hitler’s mustache declared itself as a candidate for the Republican nomination for President. “I am zee most qualified perzon for deez job! I am of zee superior white mustache race!” Hitler’s mustache said earlier. “I am zick und tired of zee Republican Party nominating azzholes to be zee Prezident of zee USA! I promise, if elected, zat I vill bring order, dizipline, and un Aryan senze of perfection into America! Those who fail to vote for me, should I vin, vill be summarily executed! Zo, I suggest everyone who vants to live, vote for me, Hitler’s mustache! Seig Heil! Seig Heil! Seig Heil!”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
I’ve just read through the comments…I feel your pain! There are many fine brains in the US, but unfortunately there are also too many people who just don’t give a fuck…ignorant people, seemingly happy to be ignorant and happy to carry on being so…it’s really frustrating knowing this in Europe, so I can only imagine how you feel!
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Indeed. Friggin’ GOP! I hates ’em.
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So hitler’s mustache is a natural born us citizen?
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Apparently. Odd how that works, eh?
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You sure this is Adolf’s mustache? Could it be Miley Cyrus’ pub(l)ic hairstyle? She might make a good president?!
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Better than the GOP candidates running now anyway.
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Oh shit, this is funny!!!
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😀
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Heil the fuhrer’s moustache.
Moustache for president!
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Heil!
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From all the drooling, I’m suspecting Putin is going to be nominated to run on the Republican ticket.
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He’ll be VP under Hitler’s mustache. 8 years later, he’ll be President. We in America deserve no less for our arrogance, our apathy, and our blatant stupidity.
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The arrogance, apathy and blatant stupidity is limited to small (and shrinking) pocket. The vast majority of Americans are terrific people. I’ve been there many times and loved it.
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I disagree. I live here, and see the idiocy, theocratic desire, and blatant apathy all around me. It is a sorry sight, and a sorry state. It’s sad because we have SO much potential, but our apathy and uneducated ignorance will be our down fall.
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Well, to cheer you up, read this awesomely concise history of everything by Pr. Paul Braterman.
https://paulbraterman.wordpress.com/2015/11/08/the-oldest-evidence-of-life-on-earth/
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Cool. I will. I do think the Democrats will win next year’s Presidency, however. At some point, we here in America HAVE to wake up. I fucking HATE conservatives SO much, I’d go to war tomorrow to rip from them the wealth of my nation they grab for themselves. A revolution is coming, my friend, and I will be a leader if asked. This shit needs to end, and if blood needs to be spilled to do it, then so be it. I’ve had enough of conservative white, Christian, wealthy males dictating my life. It’s time to end their reign. $Amen$
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GREAT article. Just awesome!!!!
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