“You’re either an American or an Indian,” shouts Donald Trump. “You can’t be both!”
Badhair City, Iowa. Republican Presidential candidate, Donald Trump, today vowed that if he is elected President, he will send the Indians back to India. “Let’s face it,” Trump said, “there’s no such thing as an ‘American Indian’. People from America are Americans, and people from India are Indians. The Indians have been a thorn in the side of America since it was founded by wealthy, white, conservative Christian men in the early 1950’s. Anyone who’s seen a John Wayne Western can tell you this. Therefor, in order to end the pestilence that is the Indian in America I, if elected President, will send every last one of them back to their native India and place a 50 foot wall along the American, Indian border to forever keep them there. So, come November 2016, vote for Donald Trump for President. It’s the white thing to do.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
What kind of nonsense statement was that…😒😒😒
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One expected from Donald Trump. 😉
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“It’s the white thing to do.” Hahaha
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🙂
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Our R candidates for president are really this damn stupid. Thanks for pointing this out in your brilliant way 🙂
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They’re raging stupid fuck heads. $Amen$
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Is there a wall along the Mexican border to keep Latin Americans out?
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Not yet, but if Trump gets elected there will be.
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To a pure white person, Trump might not measure-up. His skin looks pink to me.
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Looks orange to me. Very annoying fellow is Trump.
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OH, I love it, this made me hoot with laughter. Thanks , needed it today. Hugs
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You’re welcome. Love making folks laugh at Trump’s expense.
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Why stop there. Send all the hungry people to Hungary. And those who are finished to Finland. And those never resting New Yorkers to Russia to stop rushing about. And the Jews to Jewrusalem.
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Trump should hire you as his campaign manager.
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I blew it during the interview when I asked to touch his toupée and he said “the hair is real – you’re fired!” and I wasn’t even appointed yet!
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You’re lucky that thing didn’t bite you. I hear it has rabies.
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Haha! Hungry people to Hungary.
That is a classic
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You really should share these with Mr. FH (false hair). I’m sure he would be happy to add these to his campaign!
Loved it!
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I bet he would. He wouldn’t get the joke. 🙂 Thanks for reading. $Amen$
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Brilliant stuff Sir….https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=buffy+st+marie+after+the+buffalos+are+gone&FORM=HDRSC3#view=detail&mid=352E285E933449F01E58352E285E933449F01E58 one of the greatest lyrics ever written…a metaphor for injustice everywhere.
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Wonderful. That gave me the chills. Just wonderful!
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Bleached white
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Indeed.
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