Whiteman City, Texas. Here’s a bit of wild, hard to believe, breaking news I thought I simply MUST share with my readers the moment I made it up.
Mexican-American, Juan Gonzalez woke this morning to find this wall had been erected around his home during the night by his neighbor’s 1-year-old son.
“I woke up this morning to find my neighbor’s 1-year-old son, dressed as Donald Trump, had erected a 10 foot wall around my house. A sign was hanging on it that read, ‘Mexicans Not Welcome Outside Wall’. Now I’ve got to sue the kid and his parents for the 5 grand it’s gonna cost me to have the wall torn down and removed. I tell ya’, white people are all fucking crazy, even the tiny ones.”
This 1-year-old Caucasian boy, while dressed as Donald Trump, built a 10 foot wall around his Mexican-American neighbor’s home last night. When asked why he did it, the child stuck out his tongue and gave the raspberries to the African-American reporter who asked him the question; then he threw up bright, green bile all over her.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Do you wanna bet Trump was already like that as a 1 year-old?
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I’m sure he was. His daddy was a wealthy snob who passed on his shitty traits, and a shit-load of $, to his son. Is it not possible to be very wealthy and very decent, too? FDR was.
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Yeah, he comes from a privileged background so he probably was a right little shit as a kid. And unfortunately there are very few wealthy AND decent people around, the two just don’t seem to go hand in hand
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Apparently not. Sad. Very sad.
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Trump has not won over enough people to really be as much of a threat as the media, or the Donald, would have us believe. He’ll continue to have a good run up until it all comes crashing down. He won’t go down without a fight so it will be messy and fun to see, I guess.
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He also has a sentient life form living on his head in the guise of hair. It’ll be great once that creature speaks its mind and let’s us know what living on top the Donald’s head is really like. Can’t wait for that. 🙂
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As usual, a hilarious entry which had me slapping the desk. That was yesterday. Today, I’m reading it again and having another giggle. . oh, my! Honestly, I laugh every time I see/hear the Trumpster and I’m embarrassed for Americans who know the rest of us are laughing at the guy, scratching our heads and saying, “Can you BELIEVE that this buffoon is running for the Presidency”?
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Ah, yes. The joys of being an American these days. Ugh.
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I hear there is a chance he maybe the republican candidate and may just win the presidency.
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He’s wreaking havoc within the Republican Party, but I seriously doubt he could win the general election. The fact he’s popular at all shows the amount of deep seeded bigotry and racism that is alive and well in America. Sickening.
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that’s the strange thing, the racism and bigotry. It is disheartening
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Disheartening, disturbing, and sad that we, as Americans, do not shame him into oblivion for spouting such tripe. Instead, because he’s filthy rich, he gets to spout it in a public forum, repeatedly.
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people adore the rich regardless of the shit they say. here, the guy who drives the biggest car can say all the shit and still have followers
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Very true. Adore the rich and demonize the poor and disabled. That’s the American way.
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it’s our way too it seems
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Sadly, it seems to be the way of too many places in the world.
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Chucky!
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I think Chucky would make a better President than Trump. 🙂
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No doubt.
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To be honest, i’m enjoying seeing him destroy the Republicans.
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He has made a lovely mess of them, which isn’t hard to do. Democrats HAVE to win next year, and Republicans, with Trump’s help, are making that so much easier. What a bunch of chowder heads. Oh, Trump recently said he’ll close down all Mosques in America upon being elected as a way to fight ISIS. Fuckin’ brilliant guy. Just brilliant.
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That will win him the Primary in all southern states. Yay! Seriously, he has to be a plant.
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Well, his hair most definitely is plant=like, so maybe.
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I hear he (He, he thinks) will close the Mosques if elected in order to secure victory over ISIS…the man is a prat of the first order!
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An intellectual giant, he is. ISIS needs to target his stupid ass.
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