Tonight on Pontificator TV we bring you a unique re-imaging of the Neil Simon classic, The Odd Couple staring Pope Francis as Felix and Mr. T as Oscar. Enjoy the hilarity as two men, who could not be more different, find themselves trapped together in a Manhattan studio apartment during a zombie apocalypse. Leave their apartment and they risk being eaten alive by the living dead. Stay in their apartment and they risk driving each other insane with their petty quirks and personality glitches. How do they survive? Watch tonight and laugh your ass off as you find out.
“Oscar, you left your filthy underwear on the couch again. You’re more disgusting than the flesh-eating ghouls roaming outside our door!”
“Listen here, Felix! I pity the fool who moves my things, even my dirty undies, without askin’ me first. Do it again, and I toss yer communion wafer eatin’ ass out the door, ‘n those ghouls out there look HUNGRY!”
“BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS!”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
I would SO watch this show!! 😀
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It would be great, eh?
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Seriously, it would be a-ma-zing!
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I’ll direct it.
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And I’ll watch it! Make it HAPPEN!! 😀
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I’ll try. If only I had Trump’s $ to produce it. What I could do.
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See, this is what I often think…that money is in the wrong hands! We could make such better use of it…while still being charming, decent and generous folks!
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Hell yes. I heard Matt Damon a few months ago say, “They should tax me more. I can afford it and it won’t hurt me at all.” We need MORE of that thinking. Why fuck over the poor? I’m one of ’em, so this issue is BIG with me.
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For every Matt Damon speaking sense, there’s a thousand rich pricks trying to get out of paying any tax at all though…that’s the problem!
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Too, too true.
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You should write plays.
Have you watched sunset limited?
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I’ve not. Is it good?
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I found it good
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I’ll check it out.
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Thanks, my friend.
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I’ll watch it for sure. Great actors and the writer is terrific.
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I think you will like it
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Gonna watch it today.
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Watched the movie yesterday. Very good. Great actors and a terrific script.
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I am glad you loved it. I thought it was a good one
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The writer of this wrote No Country For Old Men, also with Tommy Lee Jones, one of my favorite all time movies.
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I should watch that
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You must. If you liked this one, you’ll LOVE it.
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Similar themes but played out within the context of a slightly bigger story.
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Wait a minute isn’t the popey dopey doing the “Home Alone” pose?
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Right. It is! 🙂
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That just creeps me out somehow…
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I know.
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Dammit man! What happens next?
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Gotta tune in next week to find out. 🙂
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You sly bastard!
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🙂
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This is way better than the Neil Simon classic!
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I think so too.
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I liked that show. Oscar was cool.
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I did too. Classic.
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