Dracula, Prince Of Idiocy, premiers tonight on Pontificator TV. The show stars Ken Ham as Dracula, a vampire who, rather than sucking blood, sucks logic and reason out of his victims until they blindly follow him and his idiotic belief that the Earth is only 6000 years old and the Bible is the inerrant word of God.
Ken Ham IS Dracula
As his nemesis, we have Neil deGrasse Tyson as Professor Abraham Van Helsing, a scientist so appalled by the idiocy of everything Dracula stands for he has dedicated his life to stopping him.
Neil deGrasse Tyson IS Professor Abraham Van Helsing
As Dracula’s slave and mindless minion, we have Bill Maher as Renfield.
Bill Maher IS Renfield
As the woman Dracula most wants to suck the reason from, we have The Virgin Mary as Mina Harker.
The Virgin Mary IS Mina Harker, Dracula’s Prey
Lastly, as the only weapon that can completely destroy Dracula and ruin his evil plan to suck humanity’s reason dry, we have a photo of Charles Darwin that was consecrated real by Carl Sagan in 1979.
Charles Darwin’s Photo IS The Only Antidote To Dracula’s Bite
Dracula, Prince Of Idiocy, debuts tonight on Pontificator TV. Watch it, or I’ll make fun of you. Imperious Rex!
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Oh man I so am into this.. except I love Bill Maher, But I did not know Bill had a soul. All the times I watched him, adored him, argued with him, and now I find out he has a soul.. Sob, sob, sob… another hero ruined by truth.. Hugs
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We MUST save him from Ham’s clutches and return him to the world of normal people!
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De Grasse Tyson as Van Helsing – oh man I wanna se that.
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Yeah, me too. Especially as he battles Ham for the freedom of Bill Maher’s soul!
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Please share the link. I can’t wait to stream this live tonight
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http://www.smallminds4god.org
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Thanks buddy
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Don’t mention it. 🙂
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Looks like must-see TV!
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Oh, it is. 🙂
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It’s a fake. Maher would never serve Hamm…unless it was to serve green eggs and Hamm as a main dish.
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I agree, but I think Ham got to Maher’s neck and sucked the reason from ’em. Let’s hope Tyson can save ’em, eh?
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Maher despises Hamm. Don’t see how Hamm has influenced him at all other than to reinforce his opinion of him.
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He hasn’t. I made this up. It’s a joke. Of COURSE Maher would never follow Ham. That’s why this idiotic movie idea is funny. BTW, Ham spells his name HaM, not Hamm. I know, cause I’m planning on eating Ham this X-mas. I’m not only an atheist, I’m a proud cannibal. $Amen$
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“…cause I’m planning on eating Ham this X-mas.”
The images that line conjured up in my fevered brain were NOT pretty. (shudder)
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They may not be pretty, but they are truly TASTY!!!!! I’ve got great recipes if you’re interested. Fillet of Ham is my specialty. 😀
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