1.) Get these damn ships off’a me! My back’s breakin’!
2.) Did you kids just pee? That’s gross! I don’t pee on you, do I?
3.) Hey, fish! Stop having sex this minute! It’s disgusting. I sleep here, ya’ know.
4.) Yes, my eyes ARE watering. Have you not noticed all the salt in these parts?
5.) Isn’t telling me to go jump in a lake rather redundant?
6.) No, the water is NOT fine with you coming on into it.
7.) What I most like about the shoreline is how great it is for back scratchin’.
8.) I really wouldn’t mind people tossing beer cans into me if they were full.
9.) I’ll admit it. Whenever people drop messages in bottles into me, I open them and read them then set ’em adrift again. You wouldn’t BELIEVE some of the things people write!
10.) No, a guy named Davey Jones does NOT own a locker in here.