There Can Be No Now

Invisible_Stalker

There can be no

Now

Unless I’m Certain of

Tomorrow

There can be no

Peace

Unless I’m certain

It is

Righteous

I can feel no

Joy

In simply

Being.

Being

Is not, nor can it ever be,

Enough

It is that which comes

After

That matters

Most

The visible is but a phantom, a

Dream

It is the

Invisible

That matters

Most

Because it is the

Invisible

Of which

I

Am most

Afraid

There can be no

Now

Unless I’m certain of

Tomorrow

Therefor,

I

Am

Certain

I

Am

Right

About

Tomorrow

And

I

Am

Certain

That those who

Disagree with

Me

Are

Wrong

This is the

Only way

I

Can live

In the

Now

In

Peace

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Jobs I’ve Lost And Why I Lost ‘Em

Before I was hired a by WordPress a few years ago to write and edit this blog, which now close to 3 people a month read, I had many other jobs that I greatly enjoyed until I was fired from them.  Here are few of them along with the reasons I was fired from them.

1.)

I got released from my decades long contract as a porn super-stud because, even though my acting was top notch, I'm pathologically shy and refused to do nude scenes in movies.

I got released from a decades long contract as a super-stud porn star because, even though my acting was always top-notch, I’m pathologically shy and refused to do nude scenes in the movies I made.

 

2.)

I lost my job as leader of this Mexican Drug Cartel because I've never once been to Mexico; I can't speak Spanish, and I'm not even a tiny bit Mexican.

I lost my job as leader of this Mexican Drug Cartel because I’ve never once been to Mexico; I can’t speak Spanish, and I’m not even a tiny bit Mexican.

 

3.)

I was fired from my job as an elite hit man for the Mafia because I'm a pacifist who abhors violence, and I wept like a baby every time I was asked to whack someone.

I was fired from my job as an elite hit man for the Mafia because I’m a pacifist who abhors violence, and I’d weep like a baby every time I was asked to whack someone.

 

4.)

I was abruptly fired from my job as Head Ballet Instructor at Julliard when, after ten years on the job, they discovered I have two left feet and don't know a goddamn thing about ballet, or any other type of dance for that matter.

I was abruptly fired from my job as Head Ballet Instructor at Julliard when, after ten years on the job, they discovered I have two left feet and don’t know a goddamn thing about ballet, or any other type of dance for that matter.

If Ice Cubes Were Sentient

1.)

Is it cold in here, or is it just me?

Is it cold in here, or is it just me?

 

2.)

I figured it was a good time to take up smokin'. The sun will melt me outta existence long before I ever die from cancer,

So I figured it was a good time to take up smokin’ cause the sun’ll melt me outta existence long before I could ever die from cancer.

 

3.)

 Yer so hot, baby, yer makin' me melt.

Yer so hot, baby, yer literally makin’ me melt.

 

4.)

OK! OK! Just put me back in the ice box so I don't melt, and I'll pay you the ten dollars I owe you.

OK! OK! Just put me back in the ice box so I don’t melt, and I’ll pay you the ten dollars I owe you.

 

5.)

She yelled out, "You're a cold, heartless bastard," and tossed him out a window 12 stories up. This is all that's left of him, the poor thing.

She yelled out, “You’re a cold, heartless bastard,” and tossed him out a window 12 stories up.  This is all that’s left of him, the poor thing.