
So, I go down to the bloody laundry room to do my laundry this morning and some bitch is down there using, not only all 5 washing machines, but all 5 dryers as well. When I asked her how long she’d thought she’d be, she tells me, “None of yer fuckin’ business asshole!” Needless to say, that was not the answer I was looking for, so I turned the bitch into a newt and sent her laundry into the heart of the sun. Regardless of what you all may have heard about me, I’m not a patient deity, nor am I always nice to people, especially not on laundry day. I fuckin’ HATE doin’ laundry!
Brilliant. You are such required reading, guaranteed a laugh every time.
PS: he does look pretty pissed off!
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Doesn’t he though? 🙂
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Here’s a little message from me! I posted about you on my Buffet this week! I hope you like my post! Thank you for being awesome!!
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AWESOME!!! Thanks so much. You rock. 🙂
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no thank you!!
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😀
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Glad to make you laugh.
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Getting lots of views thanks to you. AWESOME!!! Thanks again. 🙂
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that’s wonderful! I hope you get more fans!!
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Tell jesus to get someone to do his laundry
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Maybe Allah will do it?
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or Krishna
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He charges too much. He’s in a union.
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I forgot that part. Maybe Thor
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I’ll ask ’em. We’re having drinks later.
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Greet them for me
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You bet.
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Cleanliness is next to godliness.
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$Amen$
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LOL! Still laughing! Thank you, I needed a good laugh! Have a great Sunday.
Pepperanne
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Glad to hear you’re laughing. Best kinda compliment I can get. 🙂
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I’d like to see this dude fix a slow moving supermart queue! I’d become an instant convert!
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As would I. 🙂
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It’s nice to know Big J has some human qualities. I actually think I share some of his sentiment. Wish I had that newt spell. Those critters would be crawling around everywhere. 🙂
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Indeed. 🙂
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🙂
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