So, I go down to the bloody laundry room to do my laundry this morning and some bitch is down there using, not only all 5 washing machines, but all 5 dryers as well. When I asked her how long she’d thought she’d be, she tells me, “None of yer fuckin’ business asshole!” Needless to say, that was not the answer I was looking for, so I turned the bitch into a newt and sent her laundry into the heart of the sun. Regardless of what you all may have heard about me, I’m not a patient deity, nor am I always nice to people, especially not on laundry day. I fuckin’ HATE doin’ laundry!
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Brilliant. You are such required reading, guaranteed a laugh every time.
PS: he does look pretty pissed off!
Doesn’t he though? 🙂
Here’s a little message from me! I posted about you on my Buffet this week! I hope you like my post! Thank you for being awesome!!
AWESOME!!! Thanks so much. You rock. 🙂
no thank you!!
😀
Glad to make you laugh.
Getting lots of views thanks to you. AWESOME!!! Thanks again. 🙂
that’s wonderful! I hope you get more fans!!
Tell jesus to get someone to do his laundry
Maybe Allah will do it?
or Krishna
He charges too much. He’s in a union.
I forgot that part. Maybe Thor
I’ll ask ’em. We’re having drinks later.
Greet them for me
You bet.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
$Amen$
LOL! Still laughing! Thank you, I needed a good laugh! Have a great Sunday.
Pepperanne
Glad to hear you’re laughing. Best kinda compliment I can get. 🙂
I’d like to see this dude fix a slow moving supermart queue! I’d become an instant convert!
As would I. 🙂
It’s nice to know Big J has some human qualities. I actually think I share some of his sentiment. Wish I had that newt spell. Those critters would be crawling around everywhere. 🙂
Indeed. 🙂
🙂