Dr. James Hanginweenie, The Naked Psychotherapist
Belly Hair City, New Jersey. Howdy, y’all. My name is Dr. James Hanginweenie, and I’m what’s known as a naked psychotherapist. I practice a form of psychotherapy called exposure therapy. Exposure therapy, which I created, by the way, involves patients being exposed to my fat, hairy, naked body whilst they discuss their deepest and most private thoughts and feelings with me in the privacy of my office or their own home, depending upon their preference. Whether you’re suffering from depression, anxiety or even schizophrenia, I guarantee after one hour of gazing at my fat, naked ass and divulging your inner-most thoughts to me, the only feelings you’ll be left with will be severe discomfort, embarrassment, and an eagerness to never have to look upon my nakedness again. My success rate thus far has been 95%. There are a few male, Christian patients I’ve had who actually liked being alone in a small room with me while I was naked, and I had to stop treating them, but, for all others, my exposure therapy has worked wonderfully. So, if you’re depressed, anxious, or simply in a rut, book a therapy session with me, Dr. James Hanginweenie, The Naked Psychotherapist. My fee is a paltry 69 dollars an hour, and, if you book a session with me today, I’ll toss in a signed 8 by 10 glossy of me, naked as a jay bird, absolutely free, for you to look upon whenever you need an extra dose of exposure therapy to get you through your day.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
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WHERE do you get your ideas from? Best laugh I’ve had all day!
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My warped, permanently adolescent mind. 🙂 Thanks for laughing.
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Oh no, thank YOU!
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I’m saved! Thank you loads of Lodin for that. I do hope undignified guffaws were part of the process or I may have experienced an outlier effect. 😀
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I’ve yet to meet an undignified guffaw. Where I come from, being a life-long guffaw is an honored profession. 🙂
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Then I’m good. Thank you my good sir. 🙂
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$Amen$
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AH, a public service announcement. My friend , you are a gift to humanity. They need to build a shrine to you, or just enshrine you, either way. You do so many good works and helps so many I am coming to suspect you might be a closet religious person. Then I realized you can’t be as you are the leader of your own religion. or is that region. I get the spelling wrong. Oh well, Thanks for the great posts, you are grand. Hugs
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Thanks for reading. Much appreciated. $Amen$
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🙂 how could I not… wonderful Hugs
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😀
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Lol…. I can’t stop laughing x
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Laughter is great therapy, clothed or not. 🙂
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Good grief! That frightens me right out of the nuthouse …
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Another success story.
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Do you take international patients?
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I’ll send him your way.
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Priests and ministers?
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I’m assuming. Those christians are whacky fellas. 🙂
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Haha — that’s a new take on aversion therapy. Love it. 😀
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Apparently, for christian men, it’s attraction therapy. Go figure.
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O. .. M. .. Z.. . Jeff, this is absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the Friday night funnies! 🙂 (It goes well with my glass(es) of vino. ..)
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Glad you’re laughin’. Enjoy. 🙂
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You free on Wednesdays?
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I’ll ask the Dr. and get back to you.
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Of course, he’s, it’s the sacred day of Wodan (aka Odin).
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