Meet Dr. James Hanginweenie, The Naked Psychotherapist

Dr. James Hanginweenie, The Naked Psychotherapist

Dr. James Hanginweenie, The Naked Psychotherapist

Belly Hair City, New Jersey.   Howdy, y’all.  My name is Dr. James Hanginweenie, and I’m what’s known as a naked psychotherapist.  I practice a form of psychotherapy called exposure therapy.  Exposure therapy, which I created, by the way, involves patients being exposed to my fat, hairy, naked body whilst they discuss their deepest and most private thoughts and feelings with me in the privacy of my office or their own home, depending upon their preference.  Whether you’re suffering from depression, anxiety or even schizophrenia, I guarantee after one hour of gazing at my fat, naked ass and divulging your inner-most thoughts to me, the only feelings you’ll be left with will be severe discomfort, embarrassment, and an eagerness to never have to look upon my nakedness again.  My success rate thus far has been 95%.  There are a few male, Christian patients I’ve had who actually liked being alone in a small room with me while I was naked, and I had to stop treating them, but, for all others, my exposure therapy has worked wonderfully.  So, if you’re depressed, anxious, or simply in a rut, book a therapy session with me, Dr. James Hanginweenie, The Naked Psychotherapist.  My fee is a paltry 69 dollars an hour, and, if you book a session with me today, I’ll toss in a signed 8 by 10 glossy of me, naked as a jay bird, absolutely free, for you to look upon whenever you need an extra dose of exposure therapy  to get you through your day. 

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28 thoughts on “Meet Dr. James Hanginweenie, The Naked Psychotherapist

  1. Hahaha

  2. I’m saved! Thank you loads of Lodin for that. I do hope undignified guffaws were part of the process or I may have experienced an outlier effect. 😀

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  4. AH, a public service announcement. My friend , you are a gift to humanity. They need to build a shrine to you, or just enshrine you, either way. You do so many good works and helps so many I am coming to suspect you might be a closet religious person. Then I realized you can’t be as you are the leader of your own religion. or is that region. I get the spelling wrong. Oh well, Thanks for the great posts, you are grand. Hugs

  5. Lol…. I can’t stop laughing x

  6. Good grief! That frightens me right out of the nuthouse …

  7. Do you take international patients?

  8. “There are a few male, Christian patients I’ve had who actually liked being alone in a small room with me…”

    Priests and ministers?

  9. Haha — that’s a new take on aversion therapy. Love it. 😀

  10. O. .. M. .. Z.. . Jeff, this is absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the Friday night funnies! 🙂 (It goes well with my glass(es) of vino. ..)

  11. You free on Wednesdays?

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