
Hi kids! Just your friendly neighborhood Aquaman here with today’s tidbit on the benefits of living under water. Living under water is AWESOME cause when you gotta pee, you just let it go. No need for urinals or toilets down here, kids! Ahhh! I just went right now. Boy, do I feel better. Bye now, and remember, if you gotta eat tuna, for Christ’s sake, make sure it’s dolphin safe.
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Everyone has peed in the water at some point, right?
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That’s what it’s there for. 🙂
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OMF!!! You’ve no idea how much my face hurts from laughing!!
(And I loved the subtle “editing” job! Totally seen whatcha did there…⬆) 😂😂😂😂
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Awesome. Love to make ya laugh. Subtle editing job? Very subtle as I’m not sure watcha mean. 🙂 Oh, btw, I’ll write back to your email in a bit. I ain’t ignorin’ ya. 🙂
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Oh..thought you may have played around with a particular comment..lol. That’s what I meant about re subtle editing.
No worries..I know you aren’t ignoring me my friend! I’m pretty sure my email will still work tomorrow or whenever you have time! 🙂
And yesssssss $AMENS$ I had a great laugh! ;D
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Ah. Now I see. No. I didn’t edit Mr. Shelldigger’s comment. He’s a friend and long time follower. You’ll be able to tell when I edit a christian fundie’s comment cause they usually leave another comment calling me a mother fucker for doing so. I LOVE it when they do that. So loving and kind of ’em.
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Awe!! 🙂 :)$amen$ then for Mr. Shelldigger! ::) ⬅(Got my spectacles on aka 4 eyed happy face.)
Someday I hopes I can catch you doing an “edit” of the nasties. ;;D
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🙂
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He may edit me one of these days. But I have yet to suffer from a blow to head sufficient enough to make me a religious whack job that might post here. 😉 I was just cutting up a little 🙂
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Lmao!! Good to know Mr. Shelldigger. ;D And pleasure to meet you edit free! 🙂
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I am likewise pleased to make your acquaintance 🙂
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Hilarious, thank you for a good laugh!
Take care,
Pepperanne
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You bet. Thanks for reading. 🙂
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What about eating tuna in pee water? Not sure I understand. Of course as I am allergic to all see food, especial shell fish, I have not had any pee tuna to try. I just realized that pee water in the sea is like air pollution that we do all the time.. So it equals out. Thanks and hugs
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Glad to be of service. $Amen$
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🙂
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As a retired commercial diver I can safely recommend, do NOT pee in your wetsuit! Peeing in the water however is done daily by 10 gazillion fish and assoretd critters, so Im not sure how 1 little pee by me will be an ecological disaster.
This statemnet neither confirms or suggests the poster has ever peed in the water. The poster does not admit he has peed in the water. The poster denies and will defend any accusations he may have peed in the water.
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I agree with this poster. He never once, to my knowledge, peed in any water anywhere. 🙂
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I might need you when they are selecting the jury. 🙂
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You can count on me.
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well played my shelldigger friend
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You gotta be a damned lawyer everywhere you go Mak! 🙂
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In my next life, that will be my profession
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Dolphin safe tuna eh?
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No dolphins were harmed during the capture of these tuna fish. 🙂
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Good to know no animals were harmed 🙂
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Well, except the tuna fish, that is. Those got eaten. 🙂
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What a guy!
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Yep. 🙂
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