Before I was hired a by WordPress a few years ago to write and edit this blog, which now close to 3 people a month read, I had many other jobs that I greatly enjoyed until I was fired from them. Here are few of them along with the reasons I was fired from them.
1.)
I got released from a decades long contract as a super-stud porn star because, even though my acting was always top-notch, I’m pathologically shy and refused to do nude scenes in the movies I made.
2.)
I lost my job as leader of this Mexican Drug Cartel because I’ve never once been to Mexico; I can’t speak Spanish, and I’m not even a tiny bit Mexican.
3.)
I was fired from my job as an elite hit man for the Mafia because I’m a pacifist who abhors violence, and I’d weep like a baby every time I was asked to whack someone.
4.)
I was abruptly fired from my job as Head Ballet Instructor at Julliard when, after ten years on the job, they discovered I have two left feet and don’t know a goddamn thing about ballet, or any other type of dance for that matter.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Let’s hope Trump doesn’t get elected. We will all get fired. Perhaps fired upon.
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I hate that guy.
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Hey, who wants to work anyway? You should be thankful you got fired. 😉
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I am. Well, except for the porn star job. I kinda liked that one. 🙂
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what is great is that you were hired at all. How did you hoodwink them to employ you? There was no due diligence on their part I guess
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It was a miracle. All things are possible through faith. 🙂
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You are a man of great faith my brother
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$Amen$
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I hope you don’t get fired from your current vocation: Sticking virtual pins into poor Christians.
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Let’s hope not. Pray for me. 😉
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Awww, you finally found your niche, a place where you are appreciated by at least 3 of us. Hope you have a happy Labor Day holiday.
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You, too, my friend.
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I’m not buying the “pathologically shy” bit, though.
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OK then. I’ll give it to you for free. 🙂
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I don’t believe #4; how could they be so blind to your natural talent?!
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Those bastards at Julliard are SO stuck up!
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Chin up, I failed at being a virgin sacrifice
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How horrible for you. You poor man. 🙂
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I was devastated, but hey, you move on.
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Look at the bright side: you didn’t loose multiple jobs, you found another and another and another and…
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Great point. 🙂
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Don’t despair. Those jobs were just stepping stones to arriving here as the editor of this blog. Your skill sets are evident in the content you post. 🙂
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And in the quality of character of those who leave comments here. 😀 $Amen$
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%Amen% 🙂
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I’m actually crying over here
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Because you’re so sad at the unjust reasons behind my multiple firings, right? 🙂
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Hahaha…yeah…right! 😉
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🙂
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Well, you had a damned good reason for being fired, me I was fired for being lazy which was totally unfair since laziness is natural. – Have good weekend and Aloha – pjs/
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You too. Thanks for reading.
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