Before I was hired a by WordPress a few years ago to write and edit this blog, which now close to 3 people a month read, I had many other jobs that I greatly enjoyed until I was fired from them. Here are few of them along with the reasons I was fired from them.
I got released from a decades long contract as a super-stud porn star because, even though my acting was always top-notch, I’m pathologically shy and refused to do nude scenes in the movies I made.
I lost my job as leader of this Mexican Drug Cartel because I’ve never once been to Mexico; I can’t speak Spanish, and I’m not even a tiny bit Mexican.
I was fired from my job as an elite hit man for the Mafia because I’m a pacifist who abhors violence, and I’d weep like a baby every time I was asked to whack someone.
I was abruptly fired from my job as Head Ballet Instructor at Julliard when, after ten years on the job, they discovered I have two left feet and don’t know a goddamn thing about ballet, or any other type of dance for that matter.