1.)
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
2.)
So I figured it was a good time to take up smokin’ cause the sun’ll melt me outta existence long before I could ever die from cancer.
3.)
Yer so hot, baby, yer literally makin’ me melt.
4.)
OK! OK! Just put me back in the ice box so I don’t melt, and I’ll pay you the ten dollars I owe you.
5.)
She yelled out, “You’re a cold, heartless bastard,” and tossed him out a window 12 stories up. This is all that’s left of him, the poor thing.
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All of the above.
CORRECT!!! You win one free drink on the rocks! 🙂
Yippee! A decent single malt scotch?
Comin’ right up.
The ice cube would look around his ice cube tray and see everything was made just for him.
The Sacrament of the Holy Ice Cube. $Amen$ And then Jeebus created ice for the mixed drinks he made from water, and there was much rejoicing.
But he lived on and became a happy, healthy puddle
Until some crazy drunken teenagers peed in him. Poor guy.
Noooo, that’s how he then became a superhero!
Pee Puddle Guy: Defender of the Innocent!
Now you’re cooking!
And peein’!
Cheers for that! With the wife wrapping me in ice three times a day presently that’s all I needed!
I’m cookin’ in 90 degree heat here in Chicago, so it’s what I needed too. Get well, my friend. 🙂
I’ll send the missus over to your place…you won’t be so smug then rest assured she is a formidable woman!
I can only imagine. You lucky devil, you. 🙂