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So I figured it was a good time to take up smokin’ cause the sun’ll melt me outta existence long before I could ever die from cancer.
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OK! OK! Just put me back in the ice box so I don’t melt, and I’ll pay you the ten dollars I owe you.
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All of the above.
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CORRECT!!! You win one free drink on the rocks! 🙂
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Yippee! A decent single malt scotch?
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Comin’ right up.
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The ice cube would look around his ice cube tray and see everything was made just for him.
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The Sacrament of the Holy Ice Cube. $Amen$ And then Jeebus created ice for the mixed drinks he made from water, and there was much rejoicing.
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But he lived on and became a happy, healthy puddle
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Until some crazy drunken teenagers peed in him. Poor guy.
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Noooo, that’s how he then became a superhero!
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Pee Puddle Guy: Defender of the Innocent!
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Now you’re cooking!
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And peein’!
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Cheers for that! With the wife wrapping me in ice three times a day presently that’s all I needed!
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I’m cookin’ in 90 degree heat here in Chicago, so it’s what I needed too. Get well, my friend. 🙂
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I’ll send the missus over to your place…you won’t be so smug then rest assured she is a formidable woman!
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I can only imagine. You lucky devil, you. 🙂
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