Neanderthal Town, Washington. In news today that’s sure to wet the palates of Christian bigots everywhere, Grace Church Seattle has announced that it has opened it’s very own bakery. The bakery specializes in making cakes with a dancing version of Katy Faust’s butt frosted onto them.
Katy Faust’s Dancing Butt Adorns Every Cake Made By The Grace Church Seattle Bakery
Grace Church Seattle opened this bakery to help counter the horrifying attacks bakers the world over face every day from crazed gay people insisting they make cakes for them adorned with statues and the names of same-sex couples. What better way to fight back against these cruel, mindless, barbaric, homosexuals than by ordering a Katy Faust Dancing Butt Cake from the Grace Church Seattle bakery? The proceeds from the sales of these cakes will be sent to the families of terrorized bakers across the globe to help them heal from the trauma gays have inflicted on them over the years by ordering same-sex couple cakes. Each Katy Faust Dancing Butt Cake costs $55.98, including postage and handling. Order right now and receive a free box of Jesus Hates Fags cupcakes absolutely free, while supplies last. So, buy a cake. It’s what Jesus wants you to do.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
This is PRICELESS: “The proceeds from the sales of these cakes will be sent to the families of terrorized bakers across the globe to help them heal from the trauma gays have inflicted on them over the years by ordering same-sex couple cakes.”
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Thanks for seeing how priceless that is. You rock!
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Oh and I think you also should bill the state and government as this post is clearly a Public Service Announcement for the good of the public. Next is an after school special. I can see it now.. 🙂 Hugs
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Great idea.
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They should pay you. Hugs
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Oh, I wish. 🙂
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so do I my friend, oh so much do I. Keep spreading the satire as you do so very well. Hugs
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$Amen$
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For the first time since diagnosis, I am so very happy to be a diabetic! I am spared the horror of her dancing butt cake. Praise …… oh crap…sugar substitute. Help hide me from the Butt cake….unless… well is beef cake butt the same as butt cake ???? Hugs 🙂
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I’m sure her husband will lend his butt to a cake if you ask him nicely.
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Yucky gross and not beef cake butt. 🙂 love you new post lines, you are so great at satire, You can cut them so well to the very bone. Hugs
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Thanks for the kind words. 🙂
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That’s just reminded me that I had the misfortune to tune into Fox News this very afternoon…how the fuck does the channel get the right to call itself ‘news’ when the only news is opinion! I’m better off with RT News even though the ‘R’ stands for Russia! Rant over I shall fall back on that great line, ‘Great Post’ but actually mean it this time…by the way young Lennard of Basil the Alien remains alive and well.
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Ah. Good to hear young Lenny is well. Miss his posts. Send him my regards if you exchange exchanges with him of any kind.
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That’s why we refer to it as “Faux News” 🙂
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Gotta love ’em.
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Clever – like it!
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It’s animated and edible – tickles going down!
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Yes indeed.
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Brilliant 🙂
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Thank you, Sir. Much appreciated.
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