University Of I B Sorry, The Apologetic School That Apologizes For Apologetics

Yougottabkidding City, Florida.    Are you a Christian apologist who is shamed by the idiotic shit your job requires you to tell people about Jesus and the Bible?  If so, then why not take a course at the University of I B Sorry and learn how to properly apologize to your fellow human beings for it?  The University of I B Sorry was founded by William Lane Craig The Younger, the infant son of Christian apologist, William Lane Craig.  Within his first week of life, WLC The Younger realized the shit his father was spewing out to world about Jesus, the Bible, and the nature of reality was intellectually insulting and outright embarrassing.  So, he started the University of I B Sorry to help make up for it.

University Of I B Sorry Spokesman, William Lane Craig The Younger, Apologizes For The Intellectually Insulting Nonsense That Is Christian Apologetics

University Of I B Sorry Founder, William Lane Craig The Younger,  Apologizes For The Intellectually Insulting Nonsense That Is Christian Apologetics

For the nominal fee of 7 dollars a credit hour, Christian apologists who enroll at the University of I B Sorry will be taught how to properly, and politely, say to other human beings, “I’m really sorry for talkin’ all the shit my job requires me to talk.  Can you please forgive me?”  They will quickly learn that doing this makes them far better human beings than spouting apologetic B.S. about Jesus and the Bible ever could.  They will learn, too, that intellectual honesty is better than wheel-spinning and dancing around idiotic sayings found in the Bible because….well….because no matter how much spin one puts on such sayings, they’re still idiotic.   And lastly, they will learn to utter the four words most apologists avoid like the plague:  “I do not know.”  Yes, they will learn that, like the rest of humanity, they simply do not know the absolute meaning of the universe and that this is OK.  Apologists who enroll today will receive a, I Really Don’t Know Shit About Anything, T-shirt absolutely free, while supplies last.  So sign up now.  You won’t be sorry you did.

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19 thoughts on “University Of I B Sorry, The Apologetic School That Apologizes For Apologetics

  1. Haha! Yeah, good luck with that! These are people who deny the evidence all around them in favor of their beliefs 🙂

  2. “And lastly, they will learn to utter the four words most apologists avoid like the plague: “I do not know.” Yes, they will learn that, like the rest of humanity, they simply do not know the absolute meaning of the universe and that this is OK.”
    So, SO true!

  3. Fuckin “A” man. Fuckin “A”.

  4. That last phrase, it must be the doctorate program, as too many people don’t understand the strength of saying ” I don’t know”. Love the post. You are a master…. 🙂 Hugs

  5. Oh no – he spawned?

  6. I feel sorry for the little fella. Such a burden to have to carry because his daddy refused to grow up.

  7. Hahahahha!

  8. Love it!

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