A Public Service Announcement From Superman

If you own a dog, please pick up its poop after it goes potty.  I just stepped in a pile of poop on my way to pick up Lois for a date, and now I have to fly ALL the way back to The Fortress Of Solitude to change my shoes.  To say I'm pissed off would be an enormous understatement.

If you own a dog, please pick up its poop after it goes potty.  I just stepped in a pile of dog crap on my way to pick up Lois for a date, and now I have to fly ALL the way back to The Fortress Of Solitude to change my shoes.  To say I’m pissed off would be an enormous understatement.  Thank you for your time, and have a pleasant day.    Love always, Superman

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32 thoughts on “A Public Service Announcement From Superman

  1. Hmmm…Oh Divine1…who are you throwing words at? 🙂

  2. He does look mightily pissed off and I can’t blame him, I hate when people don’t pick up after their dogs, it’s like, hang on man, you chose to have a dog and with it comes great responsibilities! 😉

  3. I am confused. I thought he just wore socks. Really if you lock at all the drawings I see in the press he is wearing tights and it looks like socks. Why would he need shoes, he is invulnerable. So like he could just open a hydrant, wash his socks and the offending dog off, and then use heat vision to dry it all up. I think he has tummy butterflies about dating Lois and so he needed a trip back to the fortress to simply change his undies and check that he had no pimples showing. Plus he might have forgot his favorite Kevlar condom in , you, know just in case she says yes this time. 🙂 Hugs

  4. Good day wishes to you & Kassey!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

  5. we get eagle and vulture crap here

  6. C’mon Soop, if Jeez can turn water into wine, you can turn poop into chocolate. 85% proof choc.

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