
And the people cried out unto Jesus, “Lord, we have mustard but no ketchup, hot dogs but no burgers, buns, but no cheese, and chips but no potato salad. How, oh, Lord, are we to have a BBQ like this?” And Jesus replied, “Look now, at your condiments and BBQ meats, and tell me what you see?” And the people looked, and all that they said was missing was now, miraculously, there. Luke 18:67-70
What? No bratwurst? What the hell kind of BBQ were they having? Heathens I tell ya. Heathens.
I know, I know maybe they weren’t quite yet ready for pork, but did they know what was in the hot dogs?
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True hot dogs, Catholic ones, contain the transubstantiated body and blood of Christ. $Amen$
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Jesus performing miracles wherever he went eh
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That whacky guy.
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Seems more than mortals like a good feed..with all the fixings. Hugs
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Indeed.
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🙂
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Er, coughs I am a woman and I like Holy Grail. Very much so actually, I find it hilarious. Like this blog 😉
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Why thanks. Yeah, I’d never met anyone who didn’t like Holy Grail. It’s pure genius.
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Yep, I can’t imagine that some people would not appreciate it
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I didn’t get your comment until I read farther down. My sister quotes the Holy Grail to me (also female) all the time. In fact, the only person I knew who didn’t like was a boyfriend who generally did not like comedy.
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To him we say, BOOOO!!!
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He was really sweet, but a little weird. I know, you’re surprised. Me with someone weird. Who woulda thunk? But he felt most humor was based on cruelty. I think he actually had a little bit of a point. He liked things that were light and fun and amusing, but no actually funny.
He was also crazy. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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Crazy is awesome. I’ve worked very hard at being crazy. Well, maybe I didn’t work hard at it, but I am crazy. 😀
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And the beereth did flow
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Causing a greet rejoicing.
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“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.” And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu… “
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“Holy Grail” is one of the best comedies, hell movies, ever made.
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Absolutely, although a lot of women don’t seem to like it for some reason.
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They’re WITCHES!! Burn ’em!!! I actually wasn’t aware of that. Interesting.
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lol!
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And thus it was that the western world got fat!
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$Amen$
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