Pussy Talk

My lawyer says I'll be out in less than a year.  You see, I didn't INTEND to kill the mouse.  I only wanted to PLAY with it.  Therefor, they could only convict me of "mouse-slaughter" and not murder.

My lawyer says I’ll be out in less than a year. You see, I didn’t INTEND to kill the mouse. I only wanted to PLAY with it. Therefor, they could only convict me of “mouse-slaughter” and not murder.

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  3. Hahaha underneath the cute exterior, there is a killer in there…it’s that glint in its eyes 😉

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  4. With the internet having a love affair of cats, especially kittens, which I also fell under that spell….there is no limit to the funds that could be raised for the kittens defense. However given the internet’s bias against mice, well you know they will find a way to blame it all on the mouse. Sad but animal bigotry does exist. 🙂 Hugs

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  6. Hilarious.
    Maybe the cat should have considered buying the judge, it could have got suspended sentence

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  7. Hilarious*, “mouse-slaughter”.

    *No relation with “Hilary R. Clinton”.

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