HELP!!!! Someone, anyone, please, HELP!!!! I’m fuckin’ allergic to bees and there’s one sittin’ on my face! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
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what happened to my republican post.i felt so close to that guy,i wanted to marry him
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Which one was that? I’ve done so many, I can’t remember.
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it was maybe a week ago & i had to leave after i read it so i didn’t say anything..it was an arab guy talking about how much he hated republicans
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Oh. I remember. I took it down cause I didn’t like it that much. I’ll redo it later.
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well i loved it:it was perhaps the best thing anyone has ever written ever
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Oh. Thanks. I remember saying “Fuck you, Republicans in it a lot.” Why? Because I fucking hate Republicans! Hee Haw!!!! 😀
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i remember thinking everything you said for the past year.lol
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Past ten, actually. 🙂
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i’m a little (lot) slow.i had to look up republican in the dictionary a year ago & watch them here. they were aliens to me
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Very wealthy, selfish aliens.
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i keep hearing that , but i only know wealthy democrats & poor republicans
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Wow. That’s something I’ve never experienced in my life. Did you watch the Republican presidential debates? Stank of $$$$. There are certainly wealthy Democrats, but anyone who’s poor and votes Republican is either developmentally disabled or just outright dumb.
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i have never watch an election. i just see trump the sociopath on cnn & fox & msnbc & he shouts haiku so…lol.
jewish people are mostly democrats ,except at twitter i see a few R’s..i knew a lot of republicans at court tv & 1 boyfriend.lots of law enforcement are R’s i know too
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Trump is a true shit-heal. I doubt even Republicans really like him.
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he’s an no good evil white supremacist racist sociopath liar criminal 🙂
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And those are his good points. 🙂
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LOL yes exactly
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you should be at twitter #thingsjesusneversaid – thinking up funny answers
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I’ll check that out.
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good & amen
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Hey Inspired, you “inspired” GMF to become a muslim on my blog today. He hasn’t responded to any of my edits yet, but I hope he’s enjoying them anyway. Maybe you should give him a lesson on the Quran.
PS I love this post!
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Thanks. I’ll have to pop over to your blog to see what’s up with ole intrusive Brucie.
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Left him a beautiful reply on your blog. Keep this up, and he’ll go bye bye. He ain’t gonna like it.
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You are the best muslim ever. Thanks! 😀
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Allahu Akbar.
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Hehehehehe
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😀
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Haha
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🙂
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how do you do it Jeff? Does it just come naturally? You amaze me daily by the things you come up with
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I’m nuts. That kinda helps. 🙂
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That must be it
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But of course.
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Reminds me of once , when I was about 4 years old, I was wearing shorts and in the back yard. A bee landed on my leg, and I stayed so very still, it crawled up my shorts opening an into my private area. I started to cry, still staying so very still as I could so it wouldn’t sting me. A guy on the top floor of an three story apartment building next door, came out on his balcony and screamed at me to shut my mouth. When I cried I had a bee in my shorts he laughed, and told me to “just take it” and to shut up or he would come down and beat me. So I can understand the flower saying…oh help me a bee on my face….oh shoot. 🙂 hugs
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Bees plus idjits yelling at you = a shitty time.
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🙂 yup I was a hurting little boy I can tell you. Hugs
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I hear you, my friend.
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🙂
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Wow, yelling at a four year old? How mean.
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🙂 Hugs
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Too bad you weren’t old enough to throw a beer bottle at the fucker and knock him out. If I saw a little boy crying from a bee in his shorts I would run down and help him immediately. There are some serious assholes in this world. 😦
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Yes, and I was terrified. Turns out I am allergic to bee stings, but here I was a little boy with a bee crawling all over my “little” area. I was too young to know what to do, if an adult had just told me to take off my shorts and if it would have help I would have done it….all I knew was this thing was crawling all over down there…Thanks for caring. Hugs
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Of course a four year old wouldn’t know what to do! I just can’t believe how cruel some people can be, threatening to beat a child for being scared. No doubt it was traumatic for you to have a bee in your pants…I’d be hysterical over it and I’m a middle aged woman. Have a hug for your past traumas, and I hope that guy gets a bee up HIS shorts.
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🙂 much love and best wishes for you. Hugs
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Poor flower! Not only is it allergic to bees but it also believes there is a god!
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Silly flower, pollen’s for kids. 🙂
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Come autumn come wasps!
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Even worse. Poor flower.
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Sorry, pretty little flower, there is no god.
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NOOOOOO!!!!!
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Give it a million years and we’ll have sneezing flowers.
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Deeply allergic to their own pollen. In a million years, maybe we’ll have creationist flowers that insist the world is only 6000 years old and god created them exactly as they are in his own image. I suppose the image of Ken Ham will then be considered Satan. Hell, I consider it that now.
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