If Flowers Could Talk

HELP!!!! Someone, anyone, please, HELP!!!! I'm fuckin' allergic to bees and there's one sittin' on my face!  FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!

HELP!!!! Someone, anyone, please, HELP!!!! I’m fuckin’ allergic to bees and there’s one sittin’ on my face! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!


52 thoughts on “If Flowers Could Talk

  1. lol
    what happened to my republican post.i felt so close to that guy,i wanted to marry him

  2. Hey Inspired, you “inspired” GMF to become a muslim on my blog today. He hasn’t responded to any of my edits yet, but I hope he’s enjoying them anyway. Maybe you should give him a lesson on the Quran.

    PS I love this post!

  3. Hehehehehe

  4. Haha

  5. Reminds me of once , when I was about 4 years old, I was wearing shorts and in the back yard. A bee landed on my leg, and I stayed so very still, it crawled up my shorts opening an into my private area. I started to cry, still staying so very still as I could so it wouldn’t sting me. A guy on the top floor of an three story apartment building next door, came out on his balcony and screamed at me to shut my mouth. When I cried I had a bee in my shorts he laughed, and told me to “just take it” and to shut up or he would come down and beat me. So I can understand the flower saying…oh help me a bee on my face….oh shoot. πŸ™‚ hugs

    • Bees plus idjits yelling at you = a shitty time.

    • πŸ™‚ yup I was a hurting little boy I can tell you. Hugs

    • I hear you, my friend.

    • πŸ™‚

    • Wow, yelling at a four year old? How mean.

    • πŸ™‚ Hugs

    • Too bad you weren’t old enough to throw a beer bottle at the fucker and knock him out. If I saw a little boy crying from a bee in his shorts I would run down and help him immediately. There are some serious assholes in this world. 😦

    • Yes, and I was terrified. Turns out I am allergic to bee stings, but here I was a little boy with a bee crawling all over my “little” area. I was too young to know what to do, if an adult had just told me to take off my shorts and if it would have help I would have done it….all I knew was this thing was crawling all over down there…Thanks for caring. Hugs

    • Of course a four year old wouldn’t know what to do! I just can’t believe how cruel some people can be, threatening to beat a child for being scared. No doubt it was traumatic for you to have a bee in your pants…I’d be hysterical over it and I’m a middle aged woman. Have a hug for your past traumas, and I hope that guy gets a bee up HIS shorts.

    • πŸ™‚ much love and best wishes for you. Hugs

  6. Poor flower! Not only is it allergic to bees but it also believes there is a god!

  7. Come autumn come wasps!

  8. Sorry, pretty little flower, there is no god.

  9. Give it a million years and we’ll have sneezing flowers.

    • Deeply allergic to their own pollen. In a million years, maybe we’ll have creationist flowers that insist the world is only 6000 years old and god created them exactly as they are in his own image. I suppose the image of Ken Ham will then be considered Satan. Hell, I consider it that now.

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