Batman’s Embarrassing Day

So, I'm Fighting The Joker, And I Bend Over, And, SPLIT!!!! My Bloody Tights Rip, Right Down The Middle.  I Mean, My Junk Is Hangin' Out, Waving Hello To Anyone Who Passes By.  Then The Joker, That Bastard, Says, 'Hey, Bats, I've Seen More Meat On A Dirty Fork! Ha! Ha1 Ha! Ha!'  I Mean, HOW Embarrassing!  Thank Jesus Robin Came By And Took Me Home.  How Friggin' Awful This Was! Oy Vey!

So, I’m Fighting The Joker, And I Bend Over, And, SPLIT!!!! My Bloody Tights Rip, Right Down The Middle. I Mean, My Junk Is Hangin’ Out, Waving Hello To Anyone Who Passes By. Then, The Joker, The Bastard, Says, ‘Hey, Bats, I’ve Seen More Meat On A Dirty Fork! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!’ I Mean, HOW More Fuckin’ Embarrassing Can You Get! Thank Jesus Robin Came By With A Bathrobe To Cover Me Up And Take Me Home.  Oy Vey! What An Awful Experience.    Batman, March 9th, 2011

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16 thoughts on “Batman’s Embarrassing Day

  1. I hear Robin is use to seeing batman’s junk..hanging out and otherwise??? As for if it could be seen by passer bys..I heard a rumor that Bruce Wayne’s alter ego was Ben Affleck..so he has nothing to fear from anyong seeing anything that small, without bat binoculars…or so I have heard from Matt Damon. Ouch, I am going to hell for sure now. Hugs

  2. Lol! I loved The Jokers response. maybe the B man was into steroids back in the day?

  3. C’mon, Bats, look at Superman: wear yer underpants on the OUTSIDE!

  4. That was a tad embarrassing

  5. “Oy vey”? Is Batman Jewish now? Haha

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