
So, I’m Fighting The Joker, And I Bend Over, And, SPLIT!!!! My Bloody Tights Rip, Right Down The Middle. I Mean, My Junk Is Hangin’ Out, Waving Hello To Anyone Who Passes By. Then, The Joker, The Bastard, Says, ‘Hey, Bats, I’ve Seen More Meat On A Dirty Fork! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!’ I Mean, HOW More Fuckin’ Embarrassing Can You Get! Thank Jesus Robin Came By With A Bathrobe To Cover Me Up And Take Me Home. Oy Vey! What An Awful Experience. Batman, March 9th, 2011
I hear Robin is use to seeing batman’s junk..hanging out and otherwise??? As for if it could be seen by passer bys..I heard a rumor that Bruce Wayne’s alter ego was Ben Affleck..so he has nothing to fear from anyong seeing anything that small, without bat binoculars…or so I have heard from Matt Damon. Ouch, I am going to hell for sure now. Hugs
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I’ve a condo there. Come visit me when you arrive.
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It will be nice to see a familiar smiling face…on a thong dancing barbeque smeared baby eating body……Love, save me a couch. Hugs
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Will do.
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Lol! I loved The Jokers response. maybe the B man was into steroids back in the day?
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Could be. He’s awfully buff.
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C’mon, Bats, look at Superman: wear yer underpants on the OUTSIDE!
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Great suggestion.
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That was a tad embarrassing
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Poor guy.
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“Oy vey”? Is Batman Jewish now? Haha
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Batman Goldberg. 🙂
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It’s got a certain ring to it 😉
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I know. I hear Gandalf was Jewish, too. Gandalf Rosenberg. Cool, eh?
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Very cool! Although I understand why Tolkien went with Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White instead, Rosenberg isn’t very Middle-Earth-y haha
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Sauron The Goldberg! Doesn’t work, I agree.
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