
So, Dis Dude Is Hangin’ On A Cross, Dyin’, OK? ‘N As I’m Suckin’ Some Of The Last Drops ‘O Blood Outta Da Poor Bastard ‘E Looks Down At Me ‘N Says, “Dude, Yer Drinkin’ Da Blood ‘O Da Lord. Yer Gonna Live Ferever.” ‘Course, At Da Time, I Taught Da Dude Was Just Delirious From Da Agony ‘E Was In, But ‘Ere We Is, 2000 Plus Years Later, ‘N I’m Still Suckin’ Folks’ Blood Whilst Day Be Sleepin’. Guess ‘E Weren’t Dat Crazy After All, Eh? Becky The Bed Bug, September 12th, 2004
Dude you rock
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Thank you, my friend.
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The hospital I worked at went nuts if we found a bed bug. The room had to be quarantined, the PT stripped, bathed , including hair, taken from the room on a stretcher, put in a new room, bathed again, dressed, the old room had to be sealed and plant ops had to come fumigate it. All equipment had to be given a special cleaning after fumigation. Why now that I see how nice they are from your blog I regret our efforts to wipe them out. 🙂 hugs
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Oh, they’re almost impossible to get rid of and NASTY!!!!
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Oh OK, just don’t tell your bed bug friend Becky. It would terribly hurt her feelings. Hugs So I guess the hospital was right to use such drastic measures if we found them. Even us workers had to have our clothes taken if we thought we got any of them on us.
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Oh, they’re bastards to kill. they want human blood and can hide very well to get it.
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Sounds like many ex’s….giggle giggle. Hugs
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$Amen$
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Now that I think of it, I never hear her say a bad word about him. Hugs
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$Hallelujah$
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This is brilliant on so many levels!
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Thank you. 🙂 Bed bugs are horrible. I had em a few years ago. Fuckin’ horrible little bastards.
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I’ve never had that horrible experience, tf!
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You’re very fortunate. These are sneaky bastards. You’ve no idea they’re there, sucking your blood while you sleep, until you’re bed is infested. NASTY!!!
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Sounds really vile!
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And yucky.
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Big deal – to go dyin’ if ya knows yer gonna be raised agin and transpotted up ta heav’n. Fo Evah an’ Evah. Sheesh! Nobody gonna do dat fo’ me.
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Too true.
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Phonetically beautiful 🙂
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The bed bug looks pretty hot, too. 🙂
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