Wise, Awesome Knowledge From The Book Of Revelation

And There Shall Be Great Gaps In The Knowledge Of The People That Will Be Filled With Nebulous Horseshit That Far Too Many Will Claim To Be Divine, Infallible Knowledge That They Are Privy To Because, Well, Because They Say So.   Revelation, 65:34

And There Will Be Great Gaps In The Knowledge Of The People.  These Will Be Filled With Copious Amounts Of Horseshit That Many Will Claim To Be Divinely Inspired And Infallibly Correct.  They Will Say This Knowledge Is Infallibly Correct Because, Well, Because It Will Be Written In Very Old Books Which They Will Claim Contain Infallible, Divinely Inspired, Perfectly Correct, Knowledge.  And There Will Be Great Rejoicing Throughout The Land!   Revelation, 65:34:33—HIKE!!!

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16 thoughts on “Wise, Awesome Knowledge From The Book Of Revelation

  1. But there are no gaps in Yahweh’s knowledge. Think of it. He was so powerful and omniscient that he created a world and planned that he would regret that he had done so, planned to grieve in his “heart(?), and then drown them all out–except for Noah’s very diseased family, the sMyths–Oh, and the family of Utnapishtim, ancestors to the sMyths.

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  2. You make bible interpretation so easy! I’ve been given many prophetic visions, and I foresee this as your gift to the world. Go forth and educate (and use your lightning bolt if necessary).

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  3. And it was written! Quite well actually 😉

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  4. Reblogged this on The Blogging Path and commented:

    Hallelujah, TACP! “Rev. Elation” sure knows how to throw a “Hail Marty” pass!

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  5. No wonder this section of the bybill is missing

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  6. Excellent!!

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