A Rare Quote From The New Testament

"And Upon Completion Of The Last Supper, Jesus Looked Upon His Disciples And Said: God Damn, That Was One Great Friggin' Meal! BELCH!"  Matthew, 67:78

“And Upon Completion Of The Last Supper, Jesus Looked Upon His Disciples And Said: God Damn, That Was One Great Friggin’ Meal! BELCH!”ย  Matthew, 67:78

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27 thoughts on “A Rare Quote From The New Testament

  1. What, he didn’t add: “shame I’ve got to effing die now for all of you suckers”?!

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  2. So were there magic tricks after supper? Like the sending of demons into pigs? Or the walking on water gig? I mean after a great meal like that I’m sure someone had to ask the J man to do some damn magic!

    If I had been there I’d have asked… I mean he could have at least made someone cluck like a chicken!

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  3. I suspected he had no table manners.

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  4. ermm, excuse me, he said “me damn, that was one great mutherfuckin meal”

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  5. Now on with the betrayal and blood sacrifice!

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