A Rare Quote From The New Testament

"And Upon Completion Of The Last Supper, Jesus Looked Upon His Disciples And Said: God Damn, That Was One Great Friggin' Meal! BELCH!"  Matthew, 67:78

“And Upon Completion Of The Last Supper, Jesus Looked Upon His Disciples And Said: God Damn, That Was One Great Friggin’ Meal! BELCH!”  Matthew, 67:78

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27 thoughts on “A Rare Quote From The New Testament

  1. What, he didn’t add: “shame I’ve got to effing die now for all of you suckers”?!

  2. So were there magic tricks after supper? Like the sending of demons into pigs? Or the walking on water gig? I mean after a great meal like that I’m sure someone had to ask the J man to do some damn magic!

    If I had been there I’d have asked… I mean he could have at least made someone cluck like a chicken!

  3. Pull my finger…

  4. I suspected he had no table manners.

  5. What was on the menu

  6. ermm, excuse me, he said “me damn, that was one great mutherfuckin meal”

  7. Now on with the betrayal and blood sacrifice!

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