The God Bless America Drone On Its Way To Bomb London This Morning
Bombsville, Alabama. The United States sent several drones this morning to bomb various cities throughout Great Britain as a way to celebrate the Fourth of July. “Hell, it was only 239 years ago that the Declaration of Independence was signed signifying our freedom from the tyranny that was, and still is, Great Britain,” said Texas Republican Senator, Jerry “Big Package” McGroin this morning. “We here in America have long memories, and we’ve not forgotten the horrors we suffered under British rule two and a half centuries ago. We’ve not forgotten, and, by God, we’ve not forgiven either! So instead of a nationally televised fireworks display to celebrate the Fourth of July this year, we’ve decided to blow half of Great Britain to hell with our bad-ass, unmanned, military drones. Sorry, you Limey bastards, but you’ll be eating your fish and chips from the smoldering wreckage that was your country tonight. Maybe after this you’ll think twice about tyrannically repressing and over taxing your colonies, eh? Happy Independence Day America! And God bless each and every one of you who live in this great land of the free and home of the brave.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Hahaha so that’s what that noise was yesterday? I’m afraid the bombs were malfunctioning or something coz I heard multiple commotions but no explosions 😛
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Figures. Cheap-ass American drones!
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No need to bomb the Brits — we’ve already taken it out on the Native Americans and African Americans. Praise Jebus, and $Amen$
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Yeah, but a few centuries ago, we actually had a reason to be angry at the Brits. Hope your day’s going well, my friend.
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Indeed. I just got through eating a yummy holiday meal, and now I shall open a bottle of shiraz. Hope you’re having a good day, too, my friend. 🙂
Cheers.
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Cheers.
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Happy 4th of July my friend.
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Thanks, buddy.
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Naturally I’ve shared this splendid piece on Facebook and Twitter…hope that’s OK!
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Absolutely. Thanks, my British friend. May the drones miss your house. 🙂
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Cheers for that…nothing must ruin my hot curry this evening…plus a gallon of cold beers of course!
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Love hot curry myself. May have to get some now that you’ve mentioned it.
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“Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!”
… but, apparently not the skies!
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I read recently that the Iranians were able to hack into a drone, take it over, and now have it on their soil to examine it. Too much of that kinda thing would put a damper on us being able to safely bomb things from 4000 miles away. What bummer, eh? 🙂
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Maybe if we can’t fight sanitized wars, we won’t want to fight them at all. I dunno.
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Ah, come on!!!! Who doesn’t want to fight wars? I know that….oh, never mind. I’m drunk and I’m talking nonsense. I just read, BTW, that the U.S. has spent 8.5 billion dollars a month EVERY month since our “war on terror” began in 2001. Just imagine if we only spent that much every other month and took the savings to help the poor, the disables, and our veterans. Just imagine that.
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That makes way too much sense for a drunk. Better have another, my friend! 🙂
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I will, but those stats I read are real. $Amen$ 🙂
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America wouldn’t know what to do with itself if it wasn’t involved in war. Since 1776, America has been at war 222 out of 239 years.
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GOD FUCKING BLESS AMERICA!!!!!
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Damn straight! What did the Brits ever do for the US??
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Awesome. Love Python.
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Hey now, we celebrate the fourth of July over here too… we just call it colonial treason day!! 😉
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Damn colonies. Ya just can’t trust ’em, eh? 🙂
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LOL
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😀
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Yes, I heard the bombs this morning. You know I live across the North Sea – and just like Ms. Palin I can see Brittain (the Evil Empire) from my house, just looking to the west.
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God Bless America!! God Bless Bombs!!! 🙂
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