Curly Howard, from The Three Stooges, rose from the grave today and stopped by my office for a beer and a laugh. I took this miraculous event as an opportunity to ask Curly 3 questions I’d prepared for him should he ever return from the dead. Here are the questions and Curly’s answers.
One: What is your opinion on “Militant Skeptics?”
Curly: “Ah,WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! Doze guys are victums ov COI-CUMSTANSES! Day figger day kin be rude ‘n angry ‘cauz day pointin’ out one-sided tinkin’ but fail ta see der doin’ da same ting! Say! Lookit da grouse!”
Two: Do you believe in a god or an afterlife of some kind?
Curly: “Why SOIT-ENT-LEE! I jus’ come back from da dead, ya knucklehead, ya! God is Moe!! An’ he tol’ me if I said utterwize, he’d MOI-DUR-ATE me fer it!”
Three: And Last, I’d like to ask you to recite one of your deep, meaningful poems, reflective of today’s world, if you wouldn’t mind.
Curly: “SOIT-ENT-LEE! ‘Gee fly, on da White House wall, ain-cha got no sense a’ tall? Ain-cha got no meds fer folk? Ain-cha got no tax ta chuck? Gee, fly, ya really suck!’ Toodle loo all.”